Just Realized

Chapter 2 -Payback 😙

Mind you, Sakura NEVER read the school newspaper. NEVER. So today, when she noticed that everyone had one and was looking at her she knew that something was up. Boy howdy was there something up!

"NARUTO!" Sakura yelled at the top of her lungs. Naruto smirked devilishly. Looks like someone finally read the school newspaper.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?" She began shaking him back and forth violently. Naruto couldn't stop laughing. Sakura had to of reading it to be this pissed at him, and he figured Sakura had never actually read yaoi made him smile even more. This was probably her first yaoi.

"What my lovely little flower petal? Thought you LOVED yaoi."

"NOT IN THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER!"

Ino's head jolted up and snatched the newspaper from Sakura's hands and began reading.

"WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING!?"

"Why? For you of course." Naruto commented happily. "What better way to tell someone you don't care than to post it to the whole world."

"DON'T YOU CARE WHAT OTHERS WILL THINK OF YOU!?"
"Hm, I did. And you know what, chicks love me now."

No shit, ever since he published that silly little story girls from all over were giving him kisses from left to right just like that. Before any of this, he had never gotten a kiss, and now, the girls couldn't get enough of him!

"WHAT ABOUT MY FEELINGS!?"
"Oh, that I did care. See?" he grabbed a newspaper from some nearby table "I even added you as one of my characters."

"AS THE ONE WHO GOT DUMPED!"
"Maybe it'll get better." Naruto then leaned in real close to her "Once you start treating me better."

Sakura was furious.
"WHY SHOULD I AFTER THIS!?"
"...Sakura?" Ino interrupted. "Come here." Angry she walked over to Ino.

"What?"

"This story...it's about how Sasuke dumped you."

Then it dawned on her. Naruto saw everything. He saw it and wrote it all down. Only with one more additional factor. That she was dumped because he was gay.

"Son of a-!"

"..." Ino got up to Naruto. "You know...you really don't deserve her."

Sakura twitched. Say what?

"You should...go out with me."

"Oh?" Naruto smiled. First, he gets back at Sakura, chicks loved him, and now Sakura's best friend was asking him out? BEST DAY EVER!

"Do I have to write you yaoi if I do?"
"Well...it'll keep things more interesting if you do." She leaned in real close to his ear "It turns me on."

Yep, that was it. Yaoi was fucking awesome.

"Deal."

"INO!" Sakura yelled, Ino only stuck her tongue out.

"B-but I wanna go out with Naruto!" Some random girl yelled from the back of the classroom.

"No! I do!" and then a fight went off in the classroom. Girls were fighting over him. HIM. Yesterday he was a nobody, now, he was a fucking god! The Yaoi god!

"Naruto...you suck." The classroom got silent. They're at the doorway was Sasuke. Pissed beyond words.

"Yes?" He smirked. The look on the bastard's face...priceless.

"You...are so fucking dead."

"Hm, what that sasUKE. Couldn't hear you."

And that did it. Sasuke snapped and lunged at him and started a fight. Once the teacher saw what was going on he had to call security just to pick them up. Naruto laughed as the two of them were sitting outside the principal's office.

"You could get expelled for this."

"So?" Naruto smirked triumphantly "I get to go out as a hero!"

"...a hero?"

"Everyone loves me!"
"Except the girl you actually like."
"Yeah, before I found out she was a bitch."
"Did it ever dawned on you that that's why I turned her down?"

Naruto stopped smiling and looked at him seriously. "...seriously?"

"Yeah, a lot of the girls here are like that. That's why I don't go out with any of them."

"...so the whole 'liking someone else' ..."

"I just said that to get her away from me."

Welp, now Naruto felt like shit.

"...sorry, it just...it made sense and all. Yeah know, with you never having gone out with a girl before."

"Have too."
"Ah-huh"

"Really, I have."

"Whatever helps you sleep at night."

Sasuke jabbed his elbow into Naruto's ribs. Naruto winced but smirked. Worth it.

"You two, in here, NOW."

The principal commented. The two of them got up and Naruto patted on Sasuke's shoulder.

"Hey, I'm sorry alright? I'll make sure you don't get in trouble." Sasuke smiled and the two of them walked into the room.

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I should have said this before but there is going to be some spelling mistakes and grammar mistakes (ಥ﹏ಥ)