"...I'm sorry."
Naruto glanced up from his seat to face Temari.
"I...I guess I got a bit carried away..."
A bit? Sasuke twitched. First, you drugged Naruto, then you wrote how we made out in the nurse's office in the school newspaper! If that was only being a bit carried away how much was taking it all the way?! Naruto frowned and was about to say something, but then it happened. Her eyes began to water.
"I-I know what I did was wrong-! But-but-!"
Naruto gulped. He never knew what to do in situations like this.
"Fine fine! I forgive you! I forgive you! Just stop crying!"
"Kay."
As if magic Temari's tears vanished.
"So, about the next story-"
Sasuke face palmed himself. This chick was never gonna stop.
"Hey, class."
Everyone glanced up to see Kakashi walk into the room. Temari took her seat and Kakashi began his morning lecture.
"Today we are gonna talk about...the birds and the breeze."
"...you gotta be shitting me," Naruto commented dully.
"Ah Naruto, thank you for volunteering."
Naruto jolted.
"N-no I-!"
"Since you are writing stories on guy-on guy smut why don't you share to the class gay intercourse?"
Naruto's face exploded.
"I don't go THAT far!"
The class was getting a bit too excited. Even Sasuke was a bit curious. How much did Naruto know about gay sex?
"Ah but just because you don't write that far doesn't mean you don't know about it. Come on, tell us what you do know."
Naruto glanced down at his desk and mumbled. Kakashi smirked.
"What was that-? Couldn't hear you?"
Naruto had jolted from his seat then yelled "YOU WEAR A FRICKEN CONDOM!" and sat right back down in his seat. Face flaming red.
"...god damn prick."
Kakashi smirked.
"Good. Now let's continue from that point..."
"I hate him."
"I know."
"No Sasuke you don't understand. I HATE him."
"Hn."
"...Stop fucking smirking Teme!"
"I can't help it. It was funny."
Naruto groaned. Never in his life did he feel so embarrassed. Kakashi kept calling on him and making him answer all the questions on gay sex.
"I got to admit...I didn't know you knew so much about that subject. Sure you're not gay?"
"Sasuke?"
"Yes, Naruto?"
"Shut up."Sasuke just kept on smirking. Today had to of been one of the funniest days he ever had.
"I'm so telling this to Kyuubi."
"Do that and you're as good as a dead man."
"...do you think I'd go to heaven?" Naruto began snorting. "Hey!" Sasuke twitched and jabbed Naruto on the side, began bursting into laughter.
YOU ARE READING
Just Realized
Fanfiction(NOT EDITED) (Also has been top narusasu stories a few times 😌) Sakura tells Naruto that to date her he needs to write yaoi. He takes on the challenge then finds out that Sakura goes off and asks Sasuke out behind his back! Pissed off and angry he...