Just Realized

Chapter 3 - Date? 😏

The principal sat there smiling at the two boys. They both gulped. Yell, be angry, something, just stop god damn smiling!

"So, I take it Naruto is the one who wrote and posted this?"

Naruto nodded.

She then glanced up at Sasuke.

"Are you going to file some kind of complaint?"

Sasuke shook his head. Why? If he did it for stupid reasons like this he'd look like a baby. Sides, it's not like Naruto used his full name. For his character, he wrote his name as Sasu. The principles grin grew wider.

"Perfect!" The two boys jolted from the sudden burst as the principal reached for the phone. "Bring in Kakashi, now!" and hung up. "I'm gonna be rich!"

The two boys looked at her dully. When it came to Tsunade of course it involved money. They sighed. "What's going on?"

"I want you two to continue your work!"

They blinked a couple of times "...What?"
"Your 'love on the side' stories on the school newspapers! People are gobbling it up like crazy!"

"...Did you seriously call it that?"
"Well, yeah. I wasn't gonna actually write the word yaoi across the school newspaper."

"Call it whatever you like, it's pure gold!" Tsunade pulled out the newspaper and smiled. "It's sexy but not too hardcore to ban from the press. A true fangirls fantasy."

Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Pass."

"Oh come now." Tsunade tempted "Tell me you got nothing good out of this."

Naruto had to pounder for a sec. True, girls were going gah gah over him...but seriously? Did he really have to keep at it?

"And you Sasuke. You are the actual living character in his series. I need you to support this."

"...why?"
"Because you can sew him."

"..."

"Girls will leave you alone."

"Come again?"
"Think about it, girls well want you to continue not going out with other girls so they can imagine you with some other made-up boy who doesn't exist."

Sasuke never thought about that. That sounded good.

The door opened.

"Ah Kakashi, perfect timing!" Tsunade got up and began introductions. "This here is Kakashi. He is the one to who I want you to give your paperwork."
"Like an editor?" Sasuke asked.

"Hm, more like a proffer. He'll make sure it's okay to publish in the papers."

"...I don't think that well be a problem," Naruto commented dully.

"So it's settled! Are you all in?"

"Hn."

"Pass."

Everyone looked at Naruto as he walked out of the room.

"Dope!" Sasuke yelled as he ran after him.

Tsunade smirked devilishly. Oooh Naruto, you are not going to escape.

"Teme! I said no!"

"Why not!?"

"I don't want to continue writing gay porn!"

"Then why did you do it in the first place!?"
"I wanted to get back at Sakura!"

Girls were watching the two of them fighting in aw as they walked through the hall, imagining impossible things. In other words, they were like those crazy girls from Oran Host Club series that were obsessed with the twins.
"Squee! They're so cute together!"