Just Realized

Chapter 23 -Condom's Safety First 😚

"WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR BROTHER!?"

Sasuke just stood there and blinked at him for a while. Why did Naruto want to know where Itachi Was?

"Naruto are you okay?"

"...definitely okay."

"That bad huh?"

Naruto merely nodded.

"What did he do?"

Naruto blushed furiously.

"You don't wanna know."

"Oh, there you are!" Itachi can out of nowhere wrapping an arm around Naruto's neck. "Have any nice dreams?"

Now Naruto's face exploded red. He then clasped his nose as images ran through his head. No no no no no NO! Naruto screamed in his head, I can not have a boner in front of everybody! Dead puppies! Old men in mini skirts! Itachi and Kyuubi having-! ... Naruto's eyes grew wide in realization and he didn't move. Kyuubi's weird reactions...

"Uh, Naruto?"

"... Itachi, did you have sex with Kyuubi yesterday?"

Sasuke's face exploded red, WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM!?

"Ah yes, it was quite lovely-"

"Gah!" Naruto began covering his ears "I don't want the details!"

"But you asked didn't you?" Itachi smirked. "Besides... I think you could pick up a thing or two from it..."

"Thing or two of what?"

They all turned around to face Kyuubi who stood there with his hands crossed and his foot tapping. "I don't know what you're talking about, but I already don't like it."

"Ah perfect timing, perhaps you can tell them what a lovely time we had yesterday."

Kyuubi's froze.

"You...you didn't-"

"Tell them how you enjoy having your arms-"

"SON OF A BITCH YOU TOLD THEM!?"

Kyuubi yelled embarrassingly.

"Well, they were going to find out at some point..."

"No no they weren't!"

"... well actually-" Naruto

"YOU! Keep out of this!"

"That's right Naruto, mommy and daddy are talking."

"...mommy and daddy?" Kyubbi was not amused.

"Ah huh. Cause you know...you would make an excellent wife."

"AND YOU WOULD MAKE AN EXCELLENT DEAD PERSON!"

"Really! Thank you very much for the compliment, but I would very like to stay alive"

And with that Itachi ran off with Kyuubi not that far behind ready to beat the ever-living shit out of them. Naruto covered his eyes and whined. Now that he knew Itachi and Kyuubi had sex his boner was long gone due to mental damage.

"Why the fuck is your brother so perverted?"

Runs in the family, Sasuke thought to himself. He then looked at Naruto's back. Gentle touches, Sasuke thought to himself again, a friendly pat on the back should be alright, right?

"Anyway let's go!" Naruto pumped his fits in the air and took a step forward, making Sasuke barely able to touch Naruto's back. In fact, his middle finger was the only thing that touched Naruto and it was dragged down Naruto'd spine. Naruto jolted and jerked around to face Sasuke.