Just Realized

Chapter 22 -Gift 😉

" #$%& #$%!"

It wasn't quite swearing, but more like an attempt while withering in ungodly amounts of pain.

"K-Kyuubi!?"

Naruto panicked as ran into the house. This wasn't the first thing he wanted to hear has come back from school. Luckily Kyuubi wasn't that hard to find. He was standing next to the couch, beer in hand, and rubbing his ass.

"...did you sit on something sharp on the couch?"

Kyuubi groaned.

"No... my ass just hurts..."

Naruto had then realized that there were pillows placed where Kyuubi had intended to sit. Even with pillows it still hurt to sit?

"Gee, sorry ta hear that. But you were fine this morning, right? What happened?"

Kyuubi blushed.

"Too young."

"Eeeeh?! What do you mean to young!? Didn't you just fall on your ass or something!?"

"...something like that..."

Naruto sighed. He hated it when his brother was being stubborn.

"If you don't tell me I don't know how to help."

"Will then don't. I can handle this myself."

He just stood there though, staring at the pillow as though it were his mortal enemy. Naruto rolled his eyes and walked to him then kicked him on the ass. Kyuubi bit his lower lip compressing a yell as he fell to his knees in pain.

"Have a nice time wallowing in your misery."

Oh god, Kyuubi wanted to cry. Itachi was SO fucking dead. ...Once he was able to at least be able to sit that is...

"Should I even ask?"

The first thing Sasuke saw was Itachi brushed, cut, and in an arm cast. The doctor had told him he almost fractured it and told him to lay off it ... so much for that. Itachi smiled content.

"Totally worth it."

Sasuke rolled his eyes. Wasn't his fault that his brother was asking for a death wish.

"So, may I ask how was your day?" Itachi smirked. "I heard the message from the school that you skipped a class."

Sasuke looked at him dully.

"It wasn't like that."

"Uh-huh. So you mean to tell me that Naruto had NOTHING to do with it?"

"... we just hanged out."

"Ah-ha! I knew it! You two were all lovey dovy!"

Sasuke blushed.

"Must everything that comes out of your mouth have to involve sex!?"

"Yes." Sasuke groaned as his face palmed himself as he walked towards the stairs leading to his room. "I'm going to ignore you now."

Itachi pouted

"Well, that's not very nice..."

But as Sasuke had told him earlier, he ignored him and preceded heading towards his room. He could even hear the door slam. Itachi then began to pounder. So, his brother wasn't getting any huh? Well, that wasn't good. He wanted, no, NEEDED Sasuke and Naruto together. That way Naruto could drag Kyuubi into visiting their house, or vise versa them being okay with Itachi coming over to their place because Sasuke was. Itachi began tapping the table. What was Naruto and Sasuke's relationship? For now, they were probably just friends. They hung out so, they kinda already went on a date... oh and they made out in the nurse's office... then Itachi realized something. Naruto HAD to of seen what was inside the case. If he had, Naruto should of already be thinking naughty perverted things. Itachi smirked. He had an idea. A stupid idea, but he was willing to try it. Anything for the sake of sex.