The Wild Child

Yey. Margareth. Note Sarcasm

Yeah ito na talaga. Makikilala ko na si Margeth the bitch, the one and only. Ay, di pala pangpito na nga pala. Utak naman o gumana ka nga ng maayos, parang kasing di bagay ang bobong utak para sa isang GODDESSS, kasi ang mga utakins ng mga goddess ay dapat smartnessess para bagay sa feslak.

Ito na pa-retouch-touché nalang ako infronting the mirror. At oo balisa english ko ritnes(rito) kasi trip ko lang, o bakit angal gumbagin(suntokin) ko kayo dyan eh. On second thought, my ghad no no nalang mahal lotion ko nu tas idadapo o so lambot fragile hands ko sa isang lowling na katulad mwa(mo) no way. I just looked at the mirror at nakakita ako ng isang goddess wahh so perfect na aketch. Perfect face, perfect lips, perfect curls perfect hair, perfect dress. At finally perfect pang-lostang sa slipper na alam ko talagang makaka piss off kay henry the dinasour.

Pa sray-sray na ako ngayon ng aking perfume nang may magknock sa door.

*knock*knock

"Yumira tawag ka na ng daddy mo. Pinapababa ka na ng daddy mo. Andito na daw ang bisita nya."

"Ok Nana Lucy."

After that I just made my way papuntang stairs and saw a figure that started the que on MISSION PATAYIN SA KAHIHIYAN SI HENRY. Then went down stairs to meet Henry's bimbo Margareth. I was getting closer nang nakita ko na talaga si Margareth Bitch. Ok may muka rin naman pala syang ipapakita sa harap ng Goddess eh.

"O Kathry-" I just cut him off.

"Yucca."

"What?"

"O Henry how many time do I have to push in that slow nutshell of yours the fact that I'm Yucca and not Kathryn. Are you really that slow and immoral not to remember my name? How DISGRACEFUL Henry! My ghad! Tsk tsk tsk."

And by the expression shown in his face I was surely sattisfied.

"Ok YUCCA, this is Margareth. Margareth, Yucca my daughter."

"Its ice to meet you Yucca . What a beautiful young lady." Grabe nakangiti paring ang pruhilda.

"Nakangiti ka pa rin wow ha and I am not. Beautiful. I am breathtakingly beautiful. Remember that Margareth." She really was taken aback by my words. What a bimbo.

"So lets head to the dining area. Alam kong gutom na kayo. Lets go."

We just head to the dining area. An I sat on my usual spot so did Henry. Yung babaeng bimbo naman ay naka-upo sa seat mi mom. Nakaka-inis talaga. Bakit dyan ba palagi pinapa-upo ni Henry ang mga bimbo nya.

"So Yucca what do you do in school?" Margareth asked.

"Um.. I usually sleep in class and just fool around, the teacher's at my school were a bore grabe. Para kang nag-papapractice mamatay dun. Wala kasing mga peace of mind mga tao ngayun. Mga walang kwenta." She didn't expect to hear that me. Kala siguro nya na mabait akong bata.
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"How about your grade iha are they going well."

"You won't believe me I almost didn't graduate from high school and almost repeated a year because of my stupid grades. It was even a miracle that I graduated." Now she wasn't expecting that. Poof her eyes bulged, now she looks like a gold fish wearing a red dress.

I was supposed to continue when..

*pert. *pruut *prruueetututot <utot sound effects>

....nature is calling. Shitaku icream naman o bad timing .

"Pupunta lang ako ng CR tumatawag si juan (meaning natatae)."

"Ok dear."

Shitaku. Shitaku. Manganganak naku. My ghad lalabas sa si juan. Then I reached the CR. Urghhh. Urghhh. Urghhh. Marami rami din tu a sagana talaga siguro.

*twungk

SHITAKU ICREAM brown out my ghad. And dilim pero di pwede e-abort ang mission. Ilabs si juan. Urghhh. Ilabas si juan. Urghhh. Ilaba-..?? Bakit lumiwanag . Tingin sa pinto.

WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!