Chaos || Criminal Minds S.R.

03 | FLIRTING WITH A SUCCUBUS

03 | FLIRTING WITH A SUCCUBUS

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Group chat: BAU TEAM? MORE LIKE FURRY SQUAD

Reid: Morgan.

Morgan: Reid.

Unknown: bagels.

Prentiss: What is it with you and bagels?

Unknown: i just love carbs ok

Reid: Morgan, how could you?

Morgan: I don't know what you're talking about?

Reid: You hid my chess set.

JJ: oh boy

Morgan: No comment.

Unknown: morgan w h y give the poor man his chess set back.

Morgan: ok look
Morgan: this is a good thing
Morgan: if I hypothetically hid his chess set he'd be more likely to pay attention to Matthews
Morgan: so he should be thanking me
Morgan: hypothetically

Reid: I'm not interested in Matthews!

Rossi: Matthews? The woman who gave Reid a coffee on Monday?

Unknown: oh so the coffee machine's fixed?

Reid: I don't need this slander.

Unknown: lmaooo

JJ: lol ok guys
JJ: we should probably back off

Morgan: Matthews is so clearly into you pretty boy!

Reid: I'm not really into her, though?

Morgan: wait what
Morgan: why not

Reid: We've barely spoken and she seems to always be in a rush and constantly interrupts people.

Unknown: wait is she a sentence finisher?

Reid: Yes.

Unknown: yikes

Morgan: just give her a chance man

Reid: Give me my chess set back.

Morgan: fine
Morgan: ONLY if you give Matthews a chance

Reid: If I talk to her will you return my chess set?

Morgan: sure

Reid: Okay.

Garcia: why did Spencer just jog past me

Unknown: scroll up

Garcia: OH
Garcia: Derek, you are built by angels
Garcia: but clearly the angels forgot to add common sense

Morgan: what?!

Unknown: LMAO are we finally slandering morgan
Unknown: #derekmorganisoverparty

Morgan: ok hush we all know nothing Twitter tries to cancel STAYS cancelled

Unknown: shit u rite

Garcia: it's pretty obvious Spencer isn't into Matthews
Garcia: she's not his type

Morgan: you know his type?

Garcia: I have a theory

Reid: Okay I'm back.

Morgan: how'd it go?

Reid: I told her I like what she's done with her hair.
Reid: And then she proceeded to say, "Thanks, you're welcome to make a mess of it."
Reid: So then I ran away.

Unknown: JWEKFHGHAHA

Morgan: Reid, I...

Reid: And I'm currently hiding in the bathroom.

Unknown: reed u poor soul did u just flirt with a succubus or something

Reid: Maybe? I wasn't really trying to flirt.

Garcia: clearly, darling, because you ran off and hid

Morgan: Okay, hold up I'll come escort you back to your desk, kid

Reid: Thank you.
Reid: I expect my chess set to be back on my desk.

Morgan: ...fine.

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Private chat: Garcia & Reid

Reid: Hey, Garcia?

Garcia: what can I do for you boy wonder

Reid: I want to get revenge on Morgan.

Garcia: omg
Garcia: ok wait do you wanna prank him?

Reid: Yes.

Garcia: hmm
Garcia: honestly I'm not the best coming up with prank ideas

Reid: I was just thinking of doing something small.

Garcia: honey no!!
Garcia: you should go all out!! make him pay!!

Reid: Um, okay.
Reid: What should I do then?

Garcia: good question
Garcia: I can't really think of anything
Garcia: try texting Unknown

Reid: They'll have an idea on what to do?

Garcia: yep! Unknown can be pretty devious sometimes lol

Reid: Okay, thanks.

Garcia: no problem!!
Garcia: good luck <3

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Private chat: Unknown & Reid

Reid: Hello.

Unknown: say no more fam
Unknown: i have a great idea for getting back at Morgan 😈

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Author's Note: hi thx for the support so far <3