06 | CROCS ARE HELLSENT
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Group chat: BAU TEAM? MORE LIKE FURRY SQUAD
Unknown: google search how to look intimidating
Prentiss: Um.
Garcia: step one- have a different face
Unknown: oK EXCUSE U
Reid: What's wrong with Unknown's face?
Morgan: Reid dude show some tact!
Morgan: what pretty boy means to say is
Morgan: Unknown, what's wrong with your face?
Unknown: my face is perfectly fine fuck u very much 😤
Morgan: if you say so
Reid: Sorry I didn't mean for that to be rude...
Unknown: reed pls no
Unknown: ur precious
Garcia: step two- acknowledge that leather jackets will not do the trick
Unknown: OK WHAT
Unknown: WHY ARE U ROASTING ME
Garcia: revenge for the Facebook profile reveal :)
Morgan: leather jackets huh?
Unknown: yes i love them
Reid: I'm still confused about your face.
Prentiss: Lol same
Garcia: Unknown has a baby face
Unknown: i do nOT
Unknown: LIES AND SLANDER
Reid: Oh. Me too.
Morgan: HA!
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Chaos || Criminal Minds S.R.
FanfictionIn which Penelope Garcia adds a mysterious, chaotic friend of hers to the BAU group chat. [fem! oc x spencer reid] [texting fic + real literature scenes]