07 | RETURN OF THE SUCCUBUS
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JJ has changed Unknown's nickname to Pretty Girl
Morgan: WHAT
Reid: Um.
JJ: you're welcome guys now I've gtg!!
Morgan: AHA! SO UNKNOWN'S A WOMAN
Morgan: called it
Garcia: honey no you didn't
Morgan: let me pretend ok?
Pretty Girl: i am indeed a woman
Morgan: ok so we're one step closer to knowing your identity
Pretty Girl: i mean
Pretty Girl: who's to say u guys don't already know me??
Morgan: what
Reid: What?
Garcia: oh boy
Morgan: WAIT I HAVE A THEORY
Morgan: it all makes sense now
Pretty Girl: ??
Morgan: I know who Unknown is
Reid: You do?
Pretty Girl: uh are u sure about that
Garcia: hush Unknown let him conspire
Morgan: brb
Reid: Morgan, what are you planning?
Morgan: just paying Unknown a visit >:)
Pretty Girl: ......who's gonna tell him?
Garcia: not me
Reid: Tell him what?
Pretty Girl: he most likely thinks i'm someone in the BAU district so now he's gonna harass the wrong person
Reid: Oh.
Reid: Oh no.
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Group chat: BAU TEAM? MORE LIKE FURRY SQUAD
Hotch: Would someone care to explain why Morgan's going around asking about Matthews' location?
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Chaos || Criminal Minds S.R.
FanfictionIn which Penelope Garcia adds a mysterious, chaotic friend of hers to the BAU group chat. [fem! oc x spencer reid] [texting fic + real literature scenes]