11 | ALL BECAUSE OF PILLOW PETS
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Group chat: BOOMER FANCLUB!
Morgan: y'all ever just answer spam calls for the hell of it?
Garcia: honey what did you do
Morgan: nothing bad
Morgan: I swear
Morgan: I promise
Pretty Girl: doubt
Reid: Answering a phone number you don't recognize can often be dangerous.
Morgan: "aNsWeRiNg a PhOne nUmbEr-" pretty boy spare me ok i'm getting good shit from this spam call
Pretty Girl: don't you ever talk to me or my husband ever again morgan 😤
JJ: I'd like to point out Spencer's blushing now
Reid: It's warm in here! Is the air conditioning even working?
Prentiss: LOL
Garcia: ok wait I have concerns
Garcia: Derek honey what did you do?
Morgan: look
Morgan: I answered a spam call right?
Morgan: he's asking for some woman?
Morgan: so I just played along ok
JJ: oh no
Pretty Girl: oh yes
Morgan: "she's in the bathroom right now, how can I help you?"
Morgan: the dude says "oh oh sorry sorry! are you the spouse of the house?"
Pretty Girl: dr suess could never
Prentiss: LOL
Morgan: anyway long story short I bought three pillows from the dude
Morgan: if anyone needs a pillow just hmu
JJ: Morgan what
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Chaos || Criminal Minds S.R.
FanfictionIn which Penelope Garcia adds a mysterious, chaotic friend of hers to the BAU group chat. [fem! oc x spencer reid] [texting fic + real literature scenes]
