04 | OPERATION REVENGE
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Group chat: BAU TEAM? MORE LIKE FURRY SQUAD
Morgan: OKAY
Morgan: which one of you did it?
Unknown: ???
Garcia: Derek? you good?
Morgan: no
JJ: what's going on?
Morgan: someone fucked up my phone
Morgan: every time I try to listen to music it just plays the same song over and over again
Garcia: wait wait I think I've heard of that?
Unknown: what kind of phone do u have
Morgan: android
Unknown: ew android user
Unknown: 🤮🤮🤮
Garcia: leave him alone!
Garcia: it's not Derek's fault he's got bad taste in technology!!
Prentiss: HAHA
Morgan: first of all princess - rude
Morgan: second of all - wtf do you mean you've heard of this?
Reid: Many Android users have reported having a major glitch in their phones where only one song will repeat over and over again without being able to stop it. The glitch dates back to a few years ago, but they fixed it, and just recently it's started making a reappearance in newer models.
Morgan: wtf
Morgan: no I don't trust this
Prentiss: What song is it that keeps playing?
Morgan: WAP
Unknown: your phone is frisky ;)))
Prentiss: HAHAH
Prentiss: Good thing you use headphones, huh?
Reid: Wait, what's WAP?
Unknown: nobody tell him 🤺
Morgan: WTFFKWKJEF
Prentiss: UM? MORGAN?
Garcia: HAHAHI CANT BRARHTE
Unknown: WAIT WHAT IS HAPPENING???
Unknown: WHAT AM I MISSING
Prentiss: So, update for those who aren't currently nearby: Morgan's phone just started blasting WAP at full volume despite having headphones plugged in and he completely panicked and dumped his phone in a glass of water.
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Chaos || Criminal Minds S.R.
FanfictionIn which Penelope Garcia adds a mysterious, chaotic friend of hers to the BAU group chat. [fem! oc x spencer reid] [texting fic + real literature scenes]
