(Name) goes to McDonald's at 5am.

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Hello there. I am (Name).

But you can call me Yee Haw Nihilist, because the author fucking said so, you little bitch.

I am very much a heterosexual, and definitely feel no attraction to my same gender whatsoever. I greet my fellow female classmates as hetero as I can, because I am very much a straight person.

I am not gay.

Now shut the fuck up.

I'm a real live very much hetero tsundere, because I copied my personality from Taiga from Toradora and Kyo from fruits basket. My favorite Animes are Dora the explorer, Kurtis Conner, and the Backyardigans. They're all criminally underrated.

I got up at 2am today and played Blue Relfection until I got a text on my phone from my weeb group chat called SangwOAhs Basement.

Apparently my very idiotic friend Yum Ham got into her dads stash of acid again because apparently she's at a Taco Bell trying to fuck and fuck with anime guys.

I go back to my computer because no way in hell am I taking care of that fucking drug addict again.

I then get a text an hour later from Fried Nougat, who sent a picture of Bakugo fighting Tangiro.

Oh shit, Yum Ham was right.

That horny bastard really was trying to wife up Nagito Komaeda.

Immediately I hop up out of my sick gamer setup and dive out of my window Angel Beats style.

After diving face first into my garbage can, which might be a sign from the universe, I high tail it to my local Krispy Kreme.

Big fucking surprise: it's half burnt down and I see Bakugo's dead body on a wheelchair in the center. No one else is there.

"Mother Fucker." I say, before the author conveniently dropped a coincidence on me.

The sounds of early 2000's Fall Out Boy come into my ears, and a half beat up Subaru comes into view, housing a very much high Karma Akabame behind the wheel wearing dope ass shades and two fast food cashiers making out in the backseat.

"Hey you fuckers know where Yum Ham and Fried Nougat is? I'm Yee Haw Nihilist, their hetero tsundere friend." I ask him.

"Oh, Yum Ham fucking died from dehydration and Fried Nougat dipped with Saiki to save the universe." He says.

"Not surprised about Yum Ham, but how the hell is that fucking crocks-wearing, Dwayne-Johnson -looking, totally-sexy-bitch saving the world?" I ask.

"She has to eat a McDonald's fry or some shit I can't remember." Karma says.

"Fuck yes. Take me to McDonald's now." I say.

"Cool bruh." He said.

Karma drives the car to McDonald's the same way people drive a car from GTA, but I'm not complaining because we get there in one piece.

At least the four of us in the car do.

I think.

I hop out of the car and give Karma a high five before he drives off, crashing the McDonald's sign.

But before I step in, I stop.

Waiting outside is Monika from DDLC!