(Name) goes to McDonald's at 5am.

Oh shit this bitch bout to delete me

I immediately turn a 180 before I feel a hand on my shoulder.

It's fucking Monika.

No matter how totally hot she is this bitch psycho, so I gotta be sure to keep my fucking distance.

Well that is if her hand wasn't on my shoulder and was shoving a fucking poem in my face.

Crap I gotta keep this bitch at bay.

"Uh, your game is a shit copy of You and Me and Her." I say before booking it halfway across a parking lot.

Well that was a fucking bad idea, because Monikas eyes lit up and grabbed a Segway from a local millennial. Monika chased me around the parking lot on a Segway for about fifteen minutes before I collapsed on the ground.

Fuck. This is the end isn't it.

This is how I'll die.

Getting run over by a Segway.

Well it could be worse. I could die from dehydration, or from a weed allergy.

I close my eyes and accept my fate.

Before Fucking Nobara Kugisaki fucking saved me.

This bad bitch came up from behind and threw some nails and shit into the wheels of Monikas Segway.

Monika spun around on the Segway before getting launched into the McDonald's sign from the exploding Segway.

Fuck. Rip Segway.

Nobara pulls me up off the ground.

"Bruh that bitch was fucking crazy." She says.

I didn't say anything. I was a little busy looking at her face.

I snap out of it and respond.

"How the fuck did a video game character get with all the anime ones?" I ask.

Nobara shrugs and I shrug too.

Plot convince probably.

We walk in, and turns out Nobara is was getting nuggets from McDonald's because she was hungry asf even though it was 5 am.

Monika hops off the ground then joins us on a razor scooter.

I give her a thumbs up on her dope mode of transportation before we step inside the McDonald's.

Nobara guilt trips me into buying her McDonald's for saving her life. I comply, because I am a god damn simp. I also treat Monika because why the fuck not.

After getting my McFlurry, Nobara getting her nuggets, and Monika getting her burger with only pickles, the cashier runs out to save the millennial who was crushed by the falling McDonald's sign.

"Oh, shit, we should probably save them." I said.

We head out to provide assistance, but turns out something weird was going on.