The Ass-Clapping of QuizUp

Chapter 3: The Reunion

"Grr grr uwu nya" yells dilara. Nya was trying to intimidate the fellow catboy with nyas fierce nyaing
"Nya" nyas screams before pouncing at NOT arlo. A fight ensues, Arlo finally winning with their fabulous hissing and adorable ear twitching. Once again, not a catboy, NOT Arlo
Funky pulls herself from a pile of dust next to me, rubbing her head "Is this heaven?" she asks, before noticing Dilara
"Ah, nevermind. Not if nyas here." she sighs, standing up "has anyone seen my mom and husband Arlo the not catboy?"
Dilara despawns, hissing one last time as nya poofs out of existence with nyas tail between nyas legs
Arlo runs over to Funky, their gigantic badonkos blowing through the wind. "Funky, my darling!" they cry.
"Arlo! My husband!" Funky cries.
"My love!" Arlo and Funky fucking punch each other.
"YOU ATE ALL THE BEES" Funky yells
"YOU PLARPED THEM" the catboy yells in return
jamie is still fucking dead.
"WELL IT"S NOT MY GODDAMN FAULT" Funky screams. "WHO THE FUCK PUT THEM THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE???"
Despite being in a poly relationship, I'm still seething with jealousy watching MY big titty bitch interact with funky
"don't cheat on daddy, kitten" I growl at them in a low voice. Immediately their ears flatten and they turn around to face me, shaking.
"Yeah thats right babygorl. Now come to daddy"
they run towards me nervously, their ears still flat against their head "i-i-im s-s-s-s-sorry sir" Arlo stuttered lewdly. They sucked my dick and then we moved on with our lives. (ooc how does walter feel abt this) (ooc he hates it)
I throw strawberry frog into my ass as a sacrifice to save my beloved fratboy friend. she immediately dies, overwhelmed by my incredibly juicy rear-end tits. Also, public service announcement, diarrhea is ass soup. Yours truly, Arlo the non catboy and fratboy jamie.
"Ai ai ai i'm your little butterfly" I sing while doing the say so dance. i piss everywhere. Jamie, my dearest fratboy, no, fratMAN friend respawns in my piss puddle "hey mamas" they laugh as they stand, a door frame appearing around them. Arlo and I immediately smile upon seeing our dearest friend return.
Funky begins to sip the piss, as the non catboy watches approvingly. Not because they have a piss kink though, they dont have a piss kink. Or know what a catboy is. Arlo is very confused. (A/N arlo doesn't have a piss kink) (A/N this is trashy and arlo does have a piss kink) (A/N this is arlo fuck you i do not)
"what is going on," they mutter.
"hey mamas," jamie says.
"so true queen," i say.
ender the god stares at us. her long, voluminous pink locks flow around her head. a pair of shiny black sunglasses sits over her eyes.
"MOTHERS," ender booms. "I HAVE A QUEST FOR YOU ALL."
"no one fucking cares bitch" helen's husband, Rob, yells. arlo smothers him, adding one more to the list of their titty victims.
"Five down" they whisper.
helen cries, but I know that deep down she is happy that her horrid husband has died. her son, now out of rehab, will now be free from the shackles of his father. I know that this idea makes Helen very, very happy.
"SILENCE, MOTHERS." ender shouts. anyone who had used AD, ever, not just those in the nearby radius, dies. Not ginny or smart cauldron or jamie though (what. who is jsamie). I've been told I'm not allowed to kill peoples kids, which is unfortunate. I love murder. But it's not like I'm Trashy or something. Lol.
Anyways Ender killed some people and then she was like "piss" the crowd stilled. "anyways. go find ryan" and then she left. I didn't know what the fuck was happening. Arlo still has huge tits, like the fucking catboy they are.