Umorismo

Kiss Me

My heart was racing

As your lips drew near

But it all went wrong

My very worst fear

I'm sorry I laughed

An unfortunate mistake..

But I was so surprised   

To sneeze in your face

After giggles subsided

And all was good

I made to straddle your lap

But kneed your manhood

Such a stoic man

You shed only a tear

But somehow you loved me

And I was still your Dear

So we tried once more

With the vigor of youth

But I heard it and I felt it -

And out fell your tooth

I felt your hands my face

You came near slowly and steered

But as you pulled away

My hair got caught in your beard

Still you loved me

Still immune to the gloom

You whispered two words,

"The bedroom..."

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©ElizabellaJones