Umorismo

Which Hat?

Finding perfect man

Is like choosing a hat,

Plucking them one by one

Right off the rack

Some are tall and strong

Like a top hat

But he is so rigid and strict

That you put him back

Some are soft and floppy

Like a poor boy cap

But he is needy and emotional

And not even worth a laugh

Some are loud and colourful

Like a fun sombrero

But he only talks about himself

So he too must go

Some are sweet and sensitive

Like a beret or beanie

But he is so kind and thoughtful

He makes you the meanie

Some are just plain sexy

Like a cowboy hat

But all he does is turn you into 

A ferocious feline cat...

Just when you want to give up,

You spot one with impeccable charm

It's aged, with great shape and form

So you waltz over and you link an arm!

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