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— monday —

y/n's murder🪐
[ 10:16 pm ]

yamaguchi tadashi
weren't yesterday's events
interesting

daichi sawamura
that's one way to
word it

sugawara koshi
i dont even remember
what happened

tsukishima kei
it was awful

yamaguchi tadashi
tsukihoe doesn't deserve
an opinion

yamaguchi tadashi
sorry she took control of
me for a sec

nishinoya yuu
it's so confusing here

nishinoya yuu
but the confusingness
adds fLavOur

sugawara koshi
that's not a word

kageyama tobio
wow it's the first time
hinata isn't the one starting
the convos

yamaguchi tadashi
lol

hinata shoyo
hI IM HERE

sugawara koshi
i hereby ban hinata from
using all caps

kageyama tobio
agreed

daichi sawamura
i'm starting to feel like
suga's new hobby is turning
into bullying hinata

asahi azumane
lmao throwback to when
suga was nice to hinata

nishinoya yuu
poor shoyo

kageyama tobio
my memory doesn't go
back that far

hinata shoyo
hmph how rude>:(

GUYS GUYS

nishinoya yuu
hI BSF

WTFWTFWTF

TEN FUCKING INCHES

tanaka ryu
uhhh

sugawara koshi
i'm sorry what

I DIDNT MEAN TO

BUT TEN INCHES??????

nishinoya yuu
bitch wtf

daichi sawamura
what's happening

yamaguchi tadashi
i'm gonna sit this one out

hinata shoyo
me too yams:>

ennoshita chikara
y/n brings all the chaos now

nishinoya yuu
everyone stfu what's ten
inches

I DEADASS JUST CUT OFF
TEN INCHES—

sugawara koshi
sis what

tanaka ryu
maam do u need therapy

YES I AM UNWELL

tsukishima kei
how tf do you cut off
a dick

daichi sawamura
AYO THIS IS A CHILD
FRIENDLY GC

tsukishima kei
stop kidding yourselves you
have y/n and nishinoya in
the same group child friendly
was never an option

nishinoya yuu
i am confused????????

HOLD THE FUCK UP

WHY TF ARE WE TALKING
ABOUT DICKS

sugawara koshi
were u not talking about
a dick

daichi sawamura
OK LETS CALL IT A
FUCKING DINOSAUR

tsukishima kei
ok what the actual fuck

kageyama tobio
i want to leave

NO I WAS NOT TALKING
ABOUT A FUCKING
DINOSAUR

WAIT IS THAT WHAT YALL
THOUGHT I WAS TALKING
ABT—

tanaka ryu
was it not?

NO

BITCHHHH

I JUST CUT OFF LIKE TEN
INCHES OF MY HAIR

well ig it's cm but i
exaggerated it

sugawara koshi
i— what

nishinoya yuu
wait wait so u cut ur
hair?

Y E S

wait ur dinosaurs are ten
inches long—

daichi sawamura
MOVING ON, NO MORE
DINOSAURS

DUMB FUCKS WHY DID ALL
OF UR MINDS GO THERE

yamaguchi tadashi
oh my—

nishinoya yuu
n e wayz the sky is pretty

aw that's my life quote<3

sugawara koshi
how's the hair?

oh it's good i actually
rly like it

but i only wanted to cut like
4cm and i cut 10cm by accident

tsukishima kei
10cm and 10" are two
different measurements
are u dumb

no but ur dumb

asahi azumane
this gc needs holy water

nishinoya yuu
so many throwbacks
today

kageyama tobio
i hate it here

daichi sawamura
let's end here

i'm getting therapy for my
hair bye guys

ps yAll are nASTy

except u suga<3

nishinoya yuu
smh go away

sugawara koshi
<33

hinata shoyo
i'm confused but do i want
to know what just happened?

yamaguchi tadashi
100% no shoyo

hinata shoyo
ah ok gn then everyoneeee
seen by all

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

a/n

wtf did i just make i am so sorry