As shrek was hanging warning signs for people to stay away from his swamp a small little boy ran into his big backside. He turned around to yell at the annoying short guy and he saw it was a donkey, a bloody donkey.
Soldiers were running after the donkey, shrek could hear them yelling, the donkey ran behind shreks juicy bum and hid. At that moment, the soldiers came to a holt, staring at shrek with fear in their eyes. Shrek stood there a hand on his hip like a bad biatch (because he is one). "you there, Ogre!" the guard exclaimed.
"aye?" Shrek replied, unimpressed with the guards butt chin.
The guard pulled out a scroll with the letter F in fancy writing out, un-scrolling it and reading the contents on the front of it. "By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorised to place you both under arrest" shrek stalked forward closer to the man "and transport you to a designated resettlement facility." The guard had begun to stutter.
Shrek walked even closer, now towering over the guard "oh, really? You and what army?" Shrek asked smugly. The guard turned to find his soldiers had abandoned him causing the donkey to smirk. The guard trembled and then ran away, out of the forest. Whining and whimpering he ran until shrek and the donkey couldnt see him anymore, shrek laughed at the guard. Works every time he thought.
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A/N: should I make the chapters longer? I have a word document of it with 4 pages of story and continuing but idk.
Also, it will get more interesting, if your impatient skip to chapter 9 (the first sex scene)
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shrek x donkey
FanficThis is me being stupid with a friend, Shrek was hanging signs in the forest when a short-haired donkey ran into his juicy bum. Through their relationship, Shrek begins to develop feelings for his lovely companion, Donkey. The question is, are they...
