Shrek became even more annoyed, shrek turned away storming off, "how dare he tell me what to do in bed, its not like hes good enough to be with me anyway" shrek thought. Shrek walked under a fallen tree that sat over the path just high enough for shrek to walk tall. Then, out of nowhere, the donkeys head popped out of no where hanging from the top of the fallen tree.
The donkey opened his mouth to speak but was cut off by Shreks large, muscular hands gripping his mouth. Shreks scowl disappeared as his pants began to have a large circular object stick out of them, growing, and growing and growing, until Shreks free hand quickly lowered to it, blocking it from the donkeys line of sight.
The donkey tried to speak but just mumbled nocking Shrek out of his trance. Shrek removed his hand off the obviously oblivious donkeys mouth to see what he was talking about. "Then I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gasses eking out of my butt that day." Hearing this Shrek quickly placed his hand back on the donkey to make him shut up.
Shrek decided to take his hand off the donkeys mouth giving up on having peace and quiet. "why are you following me?" Shrek yelled at the donkey making a face that was supposedly meant to be scary but just looked like he needed to sneeze. The donkey was shocked and lifted his head out of Shreks sight which gave him the chance to walk off, which he took.
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shrek x donkey
FanficThis is me being stupid with a friend, Shrek was hanging signs in the forest when a short-haired donkey ran into his juicy bum. Through their relationship, Shrek begins to develop feelings for his lovely companion, Donkey. The question is, are they...
