Chapter 8: has anyone seen that video of a guy shagging a car?

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Shrek pointed outside the house through the door. "Outside!" he screamed almost forming a growl.

"Oh, well, I guess thats cool." The disappointment shown in this donkeys expression and tone. 'but I kind of wanted do stuff tonight.' The donkey thought to himself. His head lowered. "I mean I dont know you, you dont know me, so I guess outside is best, you know." He began to scrape his front left hoof against the crocodile skin chair.

He hopped off the chair and began to walk out. "Here I go." He sighed reaching the door "Good night." The expression on the donkeys face was exaggerated 'Sympathy sex?'

Shrek then slammed the door, 'or not' the donkey thought as he jumped in the air from the loud bang the door made.

He laid down on the door mat outside of Shreks front door. "I mean, I do like the outdoors. I am a donkey. I was born outside." Shrek began to walk away from the door until he heard the sadness in the donkeys voice, he turned his head looking at the door, a small pain in his heart. 'no one cares about me to stay this long, maybe I should let him in.'

Shrek turned around and trudged to the door. He didnt want to but at the same time he was intrigued to find out what would happen if he did. He opened the door to his clearly luxurious house to find the donkey moaning and whaling like a guy getting head in the girls bathroom, this slightly aroused shrek making his big Johnson (the name of his penis cause why nooot) a tad stiff. The donkey took notice of its firm outline in Shreks, this causes him to smirk seductively. Shreks eyes began to wonder donkeys naked body.

Both became hot and bothered staring at each other, "ya know what, screw it!" the donkey yelled breathlessly. He walked into Shreks hut stopping halfway through his living room. "you coming?" he asked turning his head to face Shrek, he then continued walking to what he assumed was the bedroom.

Shrek looked shocked but eventually, he followed.

Shrek walked in to see donkey spread eagle on his bed with his ass in the air. Donkey winked suggestively and Shrek got the hint. It was about to go down!

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tis about to be sexy times, buckle up bitches because this is going to be a mess.

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