the friend group

S I X T Y - N I N E 😏

LMAO I HAD TO ADD 34+35 CUS THE CHAPTER NAME, but pls enjoy and NO NOBODY DIES CUS I SAID PEW PEW 😌🔪, so let's get started, i'm gonna make this chapter swaggy😈‼️🥶

talias dad: did that kid shoot me with a nerf gun
angel: YOU STINK LEAVE MY HOUSE SWAGGY ATTACK
swaggy duck: QUACK QUACK
*talias dad ran*
ale: did- did the duck just-
y: yep....
ale: ok
mattia: lord
angel: MOMMYYYY
y: what?
angel: can we get a spider
y: no
ale: SURE
y: NO
angel: dad said yessss
y: but mommy said nooooo
ale: but i said yessss
angel: SPIDER TIME
*they went and got one*
y: mattia im scared
mattia: why
y: CUS THERE GETTING A SPIDER
ale: we got itttt
y: AH
*you hid behind mattia*
angel: mommy hold him his name is bartholamue
y: ummm
ale: yea hold him
*ale put him in your hand*
y: alejandro dejesus rosario im gonna beat your ass.
angel: YEA DAD SHES FINNA BEAT YO ASS
mattia: YEA DADDY SHES-
angel: GRRRRR HES MY DAD
y: someone pls get the spider
mattia: NO HES MY DAD
angel: NO HES NOT HES MY DAD
y: KAIRI HELP
kairi: what
y: they put a spider on me
angel: mommy can i have bartholamue
y: mhm!
*he took him*
kairi: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BARTHOLAMUE
y: i don't know where he gets this from
angel: uncle mattia teaches me
mattia: uh
y: what has he taught you...?!
angel: SAY YOU ARE MY BAKA
y: OH LORD-
angel: HE HE HE
y: UM
mattia: i don't-
ale: DID HE JUST SPACE OUT HIS LAUGH
y: im scared
angel: WHERES AUNTIE RENAE
renae: here why
*he ran to her and she picked him up*
angel: say you are my baka GRRR
renae: WHO MADE HIM DO THAT
y: wheres bartholamue
angel:dead
y: UHM
angel: swaggy duck ate him
y: ok...
*you went and got ready and made a tiktok and then went downstairs and seen everyone left besides you vinnie and ale *
vinnie: oh hi y/n
y: hey where did everyone go
vinnie: idk
ale: they all went to some party
y: nice wheres angel
ale: with them
y: ale he's not even 2.
vinnie: he's pulling girls
ale: yea mans is already pulling and he's not even 2
vinnie: i taught him
ale: mhm i helped
y: im gonna go listen to ariana...
vinnie: boring!
y: NEVER. ARIANA IS QUEEN ID DO ANYTHING FOR HER
vinnie: what if she came telling you to leave ale
y: i'm out this bitch then tf
ale: WOWWWW
y: ah aye oo yuh *you ran in your room plopped on the bed and listened to ariana and played roblox cus your a cool kid 🥶🥶*
y: switching the posi-
ale: y/nnnn
*you paused the song*
y: DID YOU JUST INTERRUPT ME DURING ARIANA
ale: YEA AND?
y: IS IT LIFE THREATENING MAMAS
ale: YES VINNIE WENT SOMEWHERE AND NOW IM ALONE
y: you little-
ale: yes i interrupted you for that
y: literally kys.
ale: no you, and actually do it this time?? it never works make it work musty
y: YOU LITTLE- DID YOU CALL ME MUSTY ??
ale: say hi to talia for me
y: NO IM GONNA BEAT YOU
ale: WHY
y: CUS YOU CALLED ME MUSTY
*you chased him around the house with a fork*
ale: AHHHHHHHH NO IM SORRY YOUR NOT MUSTY
y: yea that's what i thought
ale: don't kill me
y: fine fine
*the power went out*
y: AHHH WHAT THE FUCK
ale: OMG A GHOST RUN
y: WHAT AHH
*you ran into the wall*
ale: DUDE YOU GOOD
y: YEA
*then you heard rain*
ale: rain fun
y: yes yes rain
ale: i'm gonna throw you in it
y: no pls i wanna listen to ariana
ale: ugh
y: WHERES THE STAIRS
ale: idk-
kairi: IM HERE IM SCARED
y: KAIRI WHERE ARE YOU
kairi: HERE
*he grabbed your arm*
y: OK ONE BITCH FOUND ALE WYA
ale: next to you
y: OK
*y'all went upstairs and sat on the floor*
ale: why are we on the floor
y: idk
kairi: hey zaddy y/n haha looking fine
y: aha thanks mamas aha
kairi: aha ofc aha sheeesh
y: sheeeeesh
ale: uh
y: HA! YOU JUST GOT DABABYD LETS GOOOO
ale: da-
y: HA LETS GOOOOO
kairi: oh my
*the power went on you and went back to playing roblox then kairi went somewhere and ale sat next to you*
ale: roblox.....
y: yep
ale: weird
y: no you
*you got off*
ale: no your weird you play roblox
y: YOU WANNA FIGHT
ale: YEA LETS GO
*yall stood up*
y: i'll beat your ass rn
*he stood in front of you*
ale: i'll do it first
y: you think i won't fight you
ale: no *he put his hand on your head*
y: i hate you
ale: i love you more
y:😐
y: monkey headass
ale: scared of spiders headass
y: musty headass
ale: dusty headass
y: thinks working out is a personality trait headass
ale: thinks telling someone to kill themselves is a personality trait headass
y: your tryna get beat headass
ale: you won't
y: I WONT?
ale: NOPE YOU LOVE ME TOO MUCH
y: shut the fuck up i hate you musty bitch die
ale: fine i will!
y: ugh finally
*he walked away and the power went out again cus of rain*
y: NO WAIT COME BACK IM SCARED OF THE DARK ALE PLS
ale: YOU LITTLE BABY
y: ITS SCARY
*he went back in front of you and laughed*
ale: your a baby.
y: hoe i don't like the dark shut up
ale: no you
y: i'm deadass abt to kill you
ale: but you can't cus you'll be lonely and your scared of the dark
y: fuck you
ale: no fuck you
y: ugh
ale: ugh
*the power went back on*
y: now move.
ale: no
y: bitch.
ale: rat.
y: move pls shawty bae
ale: mmmm no
y: ISTG
ale: hehe silly baka
y: NO NOT THE BAKA
*you went around him*
ale: wow she's smartttt???
y: yessss
ale: hey i think angel is getting some of your mental issues...
y: why
ale: he's trying to stab someone constantly
y: he's just lonely he doesn't hang out with the other two anyways
ale: i know he's always by himself
y: oh no i hope he didn't get my depression too-
ale: OH NO
y:he's with renae tho he's okay
ale: yea he's fine
y: i just hate how he's always alone like he refuses to go anywhere with anyone besides that duck
ale: it's old too
y: where is it anyways
ale: idk
*y'all went looking for him, ale looked downstairs while you looked upstairs*
y:swaggy d- oh god... ALE I FOUND HIM...
ale: YAY W- oh-
y: EITHER HES DYING OR HES A SHE AND IS HAVING BABYS..
renae: we're home!
y: get renae and keep angel distracted
*you sat in the bathroom with the duck and renae came up*
renae: what happened? are you pregnant and using the duck as support
y: no- oh shit i hope not
renae: YALL TRY-
y: NO NOW HELP ME WITH THIS SHIT
renae: what happened
y: either he is a she and his having baby's or he's dying
renae: HES A SHE AND SHES HAVING BABYS.
y: YAYYYY
mattia: what's going on angel is gonna hold a knife up to ale if he can't see the duck
y: he's a she and she's having babys get angel
angel: I HERE MOMMY
y: LOOK MORE DUCKYS
angel: YAYYY
*duckys: born.*

OOO YALL I GOT SO MUCH TO TELLL YOUUU . SO PRETTY MUCH I KEEP HAVING OUTBURTS WHERE ILL BE DABABY "HA LETS GOO" IT WONT STOP😭 ANYWAYS ideas PLEASE. i take time thinking of this and it hurts my brain 🥵 many of y'all read this shit i wanna see ideas!!!!!