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I had this wierd dream.

Okay, I forgot the details but here is the (g/j)ist (cuz I dunno which one to spell it with.)

I was in meh house.

Cookin' some bacon

in the kitchen.

...

...

...

ORMEHGER (I wanted to try saying that)

That ACTUALLY KINDA RHYMED!

Ernehweh, I was being me. And Eating some bacon, extra crispy. Then I heard a noise...

I went to check it out* ya kno' like t those stoopid people (everyone) in those horror moovies.

Mooo! Eat more Chikin... We were talking about Chik-fil-a and I swear, I've only been twice and me (being the black person I am) wanted some chikin...

OFF TOPIC ALERT

Damn, you need to tell me these things.

Oh, and like the dumb person I am, I walked outside.

ONLY TO FIND A SPACE SHIT LOOKIN LIKE A POTATO!

This time I swear I'm not off topic.

I was ab(duck)ted and I did NOT see little green men, but Jeff and Jane (The killer/s) (Laughing/Eyeless) Jack/s and a whole bunch other CP's.... I swear at the best part, my sister walked in and woke me up...

The dream was amayzing and Creepypasta's are apparently aliens.

I can't wait until we have an Alien apocalypse.  Imma firm believer that it will happen and if you comment and crush my realities. I will crush you in your sleep.

P.S. I'm watching One Peice and I'm on episode 443

P.P.S I am amayzing

P.P.P.S. You are Amayzing

Baii!

P.P.P.P.S. Nerds are amayzing

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