Off The Hook On Crack

178 7 8
                                    

                                                           Don't ask


Pearl: Oh man it's 11:11 lemme make a wish. *Wishes to meet a hot octo chick*

Marina: WHATS UP LESBO


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Marina: aaAAAAAA

Pearl: aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Marina: aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pearl: WHAT ARE WE YELLING ABOUT?

Marina: WE'RE FUCKING GETTING ROBBED PEARL


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Marina: *finds old octo gear from the Octarian Army*

Pearl: Woahhhh, how much you think I can sell this for on Ebay?

Marina: *slowly looks over at Pearl* This was my childhood..


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Pearl: Hey Marina can I start an Only Fans for you?

Marina: Yeah sur-WAIT WHY DO YOU WANT TO START ONE FOR ME?


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Pearl: Yo Marina I think were famous

Marina: Why do you say that?

Pearl: Because were literally being surrounded for autographs .-.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Marina: Do you ever just think that were fictional characters in a kids video game being written into fanfiction and how the world we live in is just a simulation?

Pearl: Nah we wouldn't be able to flirt on air

Marina: Yeah your probably right


------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

         We don't ask, we just read. Hahaha story go BRRRRRR




Forever Two (Pearlina Oneshots)Where stories live. Discover now