(A/N: the misspelled words are the way I imagine toddlers talk so there are misspelled words on perpose)
"I have to go stop at Target for something. I'll be right back," you told your boyfriend Michael.
"Wait, what about Y/S/N?" he asked.
"You are going to watch her," you said kissing his forehead.
"What? No! She hates me!" He said in a scared voice.
"No she doesn't. She doesn't like anybody. You'll be fine. If she screams just give her the teddy bear. If that doesn't work shove a sippy-cup in her mouth. I'll be right back," you said walking out the door. You walked to your car and drove away.
"Sissy!!!" Y/S/N yelled.
"Uh... she's not here," Michael said nervously. Your little sister came running in and smiled at Michael.
"Where she go?" she asked.
"Uh... to the store?"
"Good!!! We need do tolk bout some thins," she said smiling at him.
"Okay?"
"Fowo me," she said grabbing his hands. She pulled him into her bedroom and shut the door. "We need do ashtablish someting," she said smiling at him.
"What?" Michael asked sacredly.
"Forstwy, if wou hut my sissy, I will brawke wour face. Secondwy, I wike wour hair but why is it bue? Thirdwy, why do wou tolk weird?" she said in a little cute voice.
"Umm.. it's blue because I like it to and I talk weird because I'm from Australia," he answered sweetly, "and I will never hurt your sister."
"Wou pwamise?" she asked.
"I promise," he said sincerely. Your sister hugged him and smiled at him. She got off of him and ran into her closet.
"Y/S/L? How old are you?" Michael asked her.
"I'm four," she responded.
Michael was amazed by how lively she was for a four year old. Your sister came back out of the closet wit a pink too-too and tiara on.
"Wou wanna have a tea paty?" she asked with a cute little look.
"Sure," Michael said putting on a pink scarf.
You came home soon to find Michael and your sister sitting in her room drinking "tea". After she finally crashed, you and Michael cuddled up on the couch.
"She likes me," he said smiling.
"Good, I was afraid she was gonna rip your throat out," you said laughing.
"She's very protective over you. The first thing she said was 'if wou hut my sissy, I will brawke wour face.'" he told you, causing you to laugh.
"She's a crackerjack, I can tell you that," you said laughing.
"What?"
"American slang, babe," you said pecking his lips.
