What It's Like To Date Oliver Wood...

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I didn't write this but I thought it was so cute and it's how I imagine what it's like to date him. Here's the link to it to show that I didn't write all of it and to give credit to the person who wrote most of this:

 (https://screamingpasta.tumblr.com/post/173940888751/dating-oliver-wood-would-include)

Warning: Mentions sex

If you're part of the Gryffindor Quidditch team:

- Oliver praising you for every little thing you do

- "That was amazing, Y/n keep it up! You got this!"

- The others jokingly mock him when he isn't looking or he's far away

- You ask him to tone it down because even if it's flattering, the extensive praising kind of annoys you 

- He tries his best to treat you like every other member but fails 

- "Y/n your commitment wasn't the best earlier- I'm not saying it wasn't great because it was"

- Practicing together without the team on the weekends 

- Sharing a look and smiling before mounting your brooms 

- He loses his mind when someone fouls you during the game 

- Comforting each other when you don't win

If you're from a different house and also part of the Quidditch team:

- He goes to every practice and match that he can

- He cheers the loudest when you're playing

- He wears your scarf to show that he's supporting you

- He's the first one to get down from the stands to hug you after a match

- He kisses you on the lips if your team wins but drags you away to comfort you if your team lost

- He still gets very aggravated if someone fouls you during a match

- Of course, the Gryffindor team has never fouled you if they ever did Oliver would be pissed

- You know they would never because they've all taken a liking to you

- Taunting and teasing each other when your teams have a match against each other 

- The tension is unbelievable during the days leading up to the match and even more so if you're the captain of your team

- Staring each other down during the handshake before the game

- "Good luck Y/l/n"

- "I think you might need it more than I do, Wood"

- Not minding whoever wins the game

- Oliver feels like he's won when he sees how happy you are celebrating your win and vise versa

- You guys still practice together even if you guys are on other teams 

- You and the Gryffindor team like to tell him that it's considered treason when he shows more support for you instead of his own team

Stuff that doesn't concern whether you're on the Quidditch team or not (though some of it doesn't apply if you're on the Gryffindor team):

- Going to all of his Quidditch games and practices to support him

- He glances at you in the stands during practice and the Quaffle gets past him

- The team doesn't know whether to find it amusing or irritating 

- It gets to the point where the team has to ban you from watching their practices when a match is approaching 

- Cheering the loudest for him in matches (unless you're shy and introverted lol)

- Wearing his Quidditch sweater or his spare jersey to show your support and that you're his

- Him kissing you hard on the lips in front of everyone when Gryffindor wins (especially when they win the House Cup)

- Comforting him whenever a Quidditch match gets canceled or when Gryffindor loses

- "They can't cancel Quidditch"

- "I know Ollie"

- He gets sulky but you know exactly how to cheer him if (I'll leave up to your imagination 😉)

- Finding extremely hilarious when he's in his captain mindset, speeches and all

- "I know we can do it, we're the best ruddy team in- wait why are you laughing?"

- Fred and George love to playfully flirt with you because they know it annoys Oliver and you go along with it because a jealous Oliver is an affectionate Oliver (not to mention adorable)

- Testing how long he can go without talking about his beloved Quidditch

- He tries his best but ends up failing miserably 

- Make out sessions in the locker room after everyone's gone (and the twins definitely love to interrupt you)

- Oliver gets really worked up when Gryffindor wins so expect some rough sex afterward and even rougher sex when the team loses

- Sex in the locker room showers, in his dorm room, and probably even some parts of the Quidditch pitch

- Holding hands whenever you both could

- Sitting beside each other in the great hall 

- Oliver loves giving you rides on his broomstick at night (that could mean two different things, you decide)

- He says I love you for the first time during one of these rides (again could mean two different things)

- Cuddles in his dorm room after his dormmates are out

- Cheesy Quidditch jokes and nicknames

- You definitely call him your keeper

- You love to pick on his last name 

- "Tease me all you want, but you'll be sorry once that becomes your last name too"

- Quick kisses on the cheek when you two have to part ways

- He's not that into PDA unless he's jealous (A totally different story when you guys are alone)

- Trying to get him to take a break from Quidditch (and possibly study)

- It's pretty difficult but you love him so much it's worth it

- Hogsmeade dates normally consist of the two of you walking around and talking

- Sending each other letters during the holidays and summer

- Also spending holidays together at each other's houses 

- His parents absolutely adore you 

- Being extremely happy for him when he tells you that he got a position on the Puddlemere United team

- Watching all of his games like you used to when you were students at Hogwarts 

- Protecting each other during the Wizarding war 

- Oliver loving you more than he loves Quidditch

- You guys will most likely have 7 kids to make a whole team (I love him haha)

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