Introduction
1.There was once a time when the universe was dark. There was nothing.
2.The universe traveled around itself looking for something fun.
3.This went on for millions of years. The universe couldn't find a single thing in the wide open space exept for a small pebble.
4.The universe was ecstatic at this discovery.
5.Finally it had found something other than itself.
6. Today we call this pebble "The Ancient Holy Pebble Allied With the Universe" or "Ancient Holy Pebble" for short.
7. After maybe thousands of years of playing with the pebble, the universe became very attached.
8. Talking to the pebble for endless hours made the universe realize many things about itself.
9. It was very powerful and could bring it's friend to life.
10. The universe cast a spell on the pebble.
11. The pebble exploded, releasing gases, smells, colors, light, and above all, life.
12. What an amazing sight. But to the universe, it had just lost it's only friend.
13. Every piece of the pebble was drifting off into space. Creating new things for the universe to explore.
14. But the universe was still saddened by the loss of its friend.
15. But then it realized something. There was a small creature left where the pebble exploded.
16. The universe is very big and vast, and such a tiny creature floating right there was so unnoticeable.
17. The universe was certain it was its friend. It protected the creature with love and everything it could give.
18. Other creatures came to the universe after advancing their technology. They demanded the universe give them the creature so they could use it as a war tool.
19. The universe refused, but was no match for them. They were trained and the universe barely knew how to use its power.
20. In that moment the universe did what it could to protect the creature. It had special abilities.
21. The universe left it at a world where it would become human with incredible powers. The world called Earth.
22. This is how Kurapika Kurta, the Lord and Savior of all, came to be.
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The Holy Scriptures Of Kurapika Kurta
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