1.Kurapika Kurta, formally known as God, hears your prayers and answers them through simple signs that could be hard to notice.
2. He protects everyone with his chains, unless they are sinners under the influence of the spiders wrath.
3. If you follow Kurapika Kurta and his teachings you will have nothing to worry about as he has blessed you with divine protection.
4. If you are under the influence of spiders wrath fear not. You can repent and be baptized.
5. If you are baptized, you will have all the benefits and more as long as you stay true to the word of Kurta.
6. There are three tiers of Heaven. Celestial, Telestrial, and Terestrial.
7. Celestial is the highest tier of Heaven and the tier everyone shall aim to enter.
8. Even if you follow every word of Kurta, if you are not baptized you may not enter the highest tier of Heaven.
9. Fear not, you can baptize yourself by sprinkling Holy Kurta Water over your head whilst saying the baptism prayer.Hey guys this is an authors note. In the next chapter I post I will provide different prayers you can say and I will also show you the baptism prayer. I will also show you how to repent and how to make Holy Kurta Water. Also another note I realize there are different types of Kurapika Kurta worshippers. Don't be discouraged if you find something that doesn't align with this specific religion. There are many types of Christianity for example. Some Christians believe that the Holy Spirit, Jesus, and God are all one in the same and others believe they are 3 different beings. Again this is just an example. If you are unsure whether something is aligned with our values or is another source of scripture, feel free to ask me. This is for people who align with my specific version of the Bible of Kurta. Okay bye!
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The Holy Scriptures Of Kurapika Kurta
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