Flaky: *Breaths*
Fliqpy: shut the fuck up you inbreed Red Vine.
Flaky: I didn't even say anythi-
Fliqpy: I know, but you breathing is enough to make my fucking ears hurt.
Flaky: Why are you so mean?
Fliqpy: Why are you such a fucking pussy?
Flaky: Why do you look like a reject Care Bear?
Fliqpy: Shut the fuck up! You look like a moldy twizzler with divorced parents and three children with unknown fathers. Your voice is so fucking high and annoying it shatters bullet proof glass. You literally like look Knuckles the Echidna and Mikan Tsumiki's inbreed love child. Your head is built like a slowly deflating beach ball and you look like a used tampon. You are about the most stupidest bitch I have ever seen, your dumbass was stupid enough to somehow choke on a donut A FUCKING DONUT! I would stab the shit out of you, but I treasure my Bowie Knife too much for it to come in contact with a disgusting vermin like you
Flaky: 🥲
Fliqpy: What? You gonna go cry to your mommy like the bitch that you are?
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Happy Tree Bullshit
HumorJust a buncha HTF bullshit. Mainly incorrect quotes, vines, etc. That's totally it. (PS: Made this back in 2021 when my humor was shit so this book is pretty unfunny.) (Cover Art credz: Retr0scum)
