"Fuck it, I'm hungry bro."
Flippy opened his fridge.
"Let's see..."
To his disappointment, there was hardly any food.
"I ain't got no food bro.."
He closed the fridge then opened the freezer, and-
"YO WHO THE FUCK PUT Mɪᴄʜᴇᴀʟ Jᴀᴄᴋsᴏɴ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ғʀᴇᴇᴢᴇʀ"

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Happy Tree Bullshit
MizahJust a buncha HTF bullshit. Mainly incorrect quotes, vines, etc. That's totally it. (PS: Made this back in 2021 when my humor was shit so this book is pretty unfunny.) (Cover Art credz: Retr0scum)
Flippy Finds Micheal Jackson In His Freezer
"Fuck it, I'm hungry bro."
Flippy opened his fridge.
"Let's see..."
To his disappointment, there was hardly any food.
"I ain't got no food bro.."
He closed the fridge then opened the freezer, and-
"YO WHO THE FUCK PUT Mɪᴄʜᴇᴀʟ Jᴀᴄᴋsᴏɴ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ғʀᴇᴇᴢᴇʀ"