Cuddles: I love Giggles so much! She such an amazing, beautiful, loyal girlfriend!
Toothy: 😬
Russell: Should we tell him?
Cuddles: Tell me what? 😀
The Mole: Nah, I don't think he ready to hear the news
Cuddles: What are y'all talking about?
Cro-Marmot: I don't think you wanna kno-
Fliqpy: Oh for fucks sake, JUST TELL HIM ALREADY!! HE'S GONNA FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH!!!
Cuddles: What are you guys talking about?!
Fliqpy: Cuddles, your girlfriends a whore
Cuddles: Hey! Don't talk about Giggles like that 😡
Toothy: It's true Cuddles, I saw it with my somehow not gouged out eyes.
Russell: I sadly must confirm, I fucked your bitch.
Cuddles: WHAT?!
Cuddles: I can feel my heart breaking, I think I'm about to cry.
Fliqpy: You really gonna cry over a girl who doesn't love you?
The Mole: Who said Giggles didn't love him?
Fliqpy: oh please. If she really loved him, she wouldn't have been hoeing around behind his back.
The Mole: True.
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Happy Tree Bullshit
ЮморJust a buncha HTF bullshit. Mainly incorrect quotes, vines, etc. That's totally it. (PS: Made this back in 2021 when my humor was shit so this book is pretty unfunny.) (Cover Art credz: Retr0scum)
