season 4, episode 6
"Kid You Not"
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"Yo I'm tellin' y'all, chocolate has to be the best ice cream flavor!" Dalvin lifted up his cup of chocolate brownie ice cream.
"Nah," K-Ci shook his head. "It's definitely strawberry."
The crew had just arrived at a park that wasn't too far from them after going out to get some ice cream from their local ice cream parlor.
"Strawberry?" Tanai scrunched her face up. "You trippin'. I'm with Dal on this one."
"Y'all all trippin'!" JoJo joined the conversation. "Vanilla beats both them flavors!"
K-Ci shook his head again before tapping DeVante repeatedly. "De, what's the best ice cream flavor outta chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry?"
"Birthday cake," DeVante responded as K-Ci looked him up and down in distaste. "See, this why we don't ever ask you nothing. I asked you about the three main flavors and yo' dumb, tall, bent fingers havin' ass gon' say some damn birthday cake. Did we mention birthday cake, Donald?"
DeVante slapped K-Ci's cup of strawberry shortcake ice cream out his hand and onto the ground. Some of the residue from the frozen pink treat ended up getting on his shiny black combat boots.
"Shoulda just shut up and ate yo' food," JoJo looked at the ice cream on the ground.
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K-Ci observed the lively area. "Why is it so many damn kids around here?"
"Uh, cause it's a park slash playground.....?" Tanai answered sarcastically.
"Imagine what it would be like if we had kids," Dalvin thought out loud.
"I'd be the best father in the world, and that's a fact!" JoJo boasted, causing K-Ci to scoff. "Tuhhh! I can see it now...."
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JoJo sat at the kitchen island, currently in the midst of a staring contest with his triplets—Joel Jr, Jocelyn, and Jacob.
"So.....what y'all wanna do?" JoJo asked, getting nothing but blank stares.
"Wanna watch tv?"
Blank stares.
"Go to the zoo?"
Blank stares.
".....wanna play spades?"
All kids gave him a thumbs up. Fifteen minutes into the game, JoJo asked, "What y'all wanna eat for dinner?"
The three children shrugged.
"Popeyes? Happy meals from McDonald's? Red Lobster?"
No response.
In the midst of being fed up, JoJo just decided to leave them outside with large signs that read "CHILDREN FOR SALE".
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