season 5, episode 18
"SoNaiRae"
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Upon hearing her boyfriend's recorded intro for his voicemail for the seventh time, Sharae grew frustrated and threw her cellular device at the wall.
Sonia walked into the room, looking at the irritated woman then at her broken phone. "You just broke your phone," she stated the obvious.
"I've called K-Ci back to back, Lord knows how many times, and I still ain't heard from his skinny ass!" Sharae ranted.
Tanai walked into the house with Kass behind her. "We ain't find no trace of any of them outside either."
"So you haven't heard from K-Ci, I haven't heard from JoJo, you haven't heard from DeVante, and you haven't heard from Dalvin?" Sonia went in a circle. "That's weird."
Kass gasped, jumping on the couch. "Y'all know what this means we should do?"
"No but I'm sure you're gonna tell us." Sharae leaned back.
"The boys ain't anywhere to be found so...we must fill their void," Kass stated proudly.
Sonia blinked. "What?"
"That's a dumb ass idea," Tanai protested. "But I like it!"
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"So step one is complete!" Sharae began, referring to how her and the other girls in the room were wearing outfits that looked similar to what Jodeci wore in the original version of the 'Come and Talk to Me' music video. "What do we do now?"
Kass thought for a minute. "Hmm....how 'bout we do this thing where we have a conversation, but it has to be quotes from them and it has to make sense! I'll start it off....we gon' do what we gotta do."
"You ain't doin' nothin' but chasin' a dream," Tanai went next.
".....show ya' right...?" Sonia trailed off. "I don't think this is working—"
"Y'all ain't gon' let me talk?!" Sharae said lastly, offended how quickly they gave up. "Just declared that it wasn't working without giving me a chance to say something, but I do agree. Okay, next! We need a name. What about.....The Sisters?"
Kass cringed. "No, Sharae. That's ugly."
"Why don't we just use SoNaiRae?" Tanai suggested. "Since it's a combination of all three of our names."
"That's a good idea!" Sonia nodded.
"I like it!" Sharae agreed.
Kass looked at all three of them. "Um, hello? Do y'all not see me standing here? Why is my name not included?"
"Dalvin's name isn't anywhere to be found in Jodeci so your name isn't gonna be included in SoNaiRae," Sharae explained. "Now that that's settled, we can move on. Do y'all know the choreography to 'Gotta Love'?"
Tanai made her way toward the stairs. "Oh no, y'all lost me. I am not about to do that dance routine."
"Get your ass back here!" Kass pulled her back by her jacket.
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