The date my homies😌✨

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"Yeah Yeah ok lets go to the diner!"  "Ok that's great lemme change!"

"Yeah Yeah ok lets go to the diner!"  "Ok that's great lemme change!"

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This is what you wore☝🏼

*At the diner*

"Hey what can I get for y'all?" Said this trashy looking waitress. "Oh um I'll take a Sprite with  a plain cheeseburger."  "And for you doll?"  "Um please don't call me that. But I'll take a Coke with a plain cheeseburger". "Ok whatever kid". Dang she rude as frick. "So, y/n why'd you move here anyways?"  "Oh, well my mom and dad thought I got in too much trouble at my old school so this is my fresh start."   "Oh. Well that's ok I get into some trouble pretty often too." He said kinda sadly.  "Hey it's ok! Your perfect to me."  "Thanks y/n your perfect in every single way!"  (Ya gurl is tearing up a bit ngl jkjk 😂). "Oh haha no ones ever told me that actually". "Well they should because your awesome!"
Then the food came out.   " here is yours and here is yours now hurry up we're closing soon!"  "But lady the sign says y'all close at 6 and it's 4!"  "Yea?! Well I don't care! ". "Yeah yeah?! Well I DO care!!" And then this rumble bumble stupid clown TRIES TO FIGHT HIM!! "Oh heck nahhh" so then I tackle her because who wouldn't?  "AAah GET OFF OF ME!!"  "YEA GET OFF MY MOM!!" This weird looking kid said. Why does he look familiar?? Oh yea! He's the one that was hitting on me!! "Phillips?!" Yeah Yeah and the waitress who's name was RaChAeL said. " yea! Now get off of her!"  "FINE!"  Then we got kicked out but it was kinda funny because when we were walking out the door Yeah Yeah decided to yell the Rachael voicemail and of course I tagged along.

*after the date*
"Well that was fun!"  "Yeah yeah it was!"  "Aww well isn't it little mister McClennan and his wife "  "oh my fricken gosh go away Philips that's why your momma dead."   "Well actually she's not because I still got to beat her up but yea almost". "Shut up!! I could've called the cops on y'all!"   " but ya didn'ttt" (ifykyk😭) "ugh whatever!"

*you've now arrived at your destination ✨home✨*

"Hey y/n can I maybe spend the night my parents are out of town and my little sister is at her friends house. And I don't wanna be lonelyyy" he said in a baby voice.  "Sureee just don't eat all my food please. The boys did that already."  "Mmk I won't and can we watch a movie?"  " yea sure you can pick".  "Yayyy" *picks out your favorite movie*. "Hey how about this one?"  "Omg! I love that one!!"  "What?! Really? I do too!!" 
*5 mins later* (y'all are already watching it and on the couch together).
*he slides over and pulls you down next to him*
"Whoaaa buddy whatcha doin?"  "I wanna cuddle n/n (nick name) ". "Ohh ok!"  

Then y'all fell asleep bc I'm too lazy to think of anything else🧍🏼‍♀️

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