In the jungle

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Not much happened at the pool. Well... Squints is basically a ped0 now. Yea no cap he fake drowned to kiss Wendy, this kid is desperate as frick. Anyways Smalls and I don't know what the heck the "beast" is so we're going to the Timmons tree house to get educated.

*at your house*

(Your on ft w yeah yeah) "Ok so should I wear shorts or leggings?" "I don't know" "well is it gonna be cold?" "I don't know" "ugh! Your literally no help!" "I'm sorry bebs but it's up to you. I think it's supposed to be like 70 degrees." "Ok I'll wear leggings and if I get hot I'll wear shorts" "yeah yeah ok now come on we got to go" "ok!"
*ends call*

"Hey your finally here!" Oh shut up ham!"
"Ok be quiet are y'all trying to wake it up?!" "What?"
"The beast" "oh yeah!!" Bro can  Smalls  chill omg.
*finishes story*
"I call bull!"  "Oh yeah? Well look out that window!"
"Pfft ok."  "THAT IS THE COOLEST DOG IVE EVER SEEN!" "WHAT?!"  "Yea look at it!!" " NOOO"
"Ok whatever"

*five mins later*

"Hey y/n?" "Yea?"  "Let's go somewhere real quick!" "Umm ok but why?" "Because... I have a idea!" "Ok..."
Yep yeah yeah is probably about to take me out to the woods and kill me. I should have saw it coming. The kid can do five flips, so  he can murder a person. In fact he's probably a spy!
"Alan?"  "Yeah yeah??"  " are you a spy?"  "Shhh A magician never tells his secrets". "But. I asked if you were a spy not for a magic trick!" "Yeah yeah well we're here" whyyy are we at a skate park?? "What are we doing here??"  "I'm gonna teach you how to skateboard duhh" yea ok because that was so obvious. (Sis it was bahah) "umm ok"
"Ok come here and I'll help you" "ok"
*ten mins later*
Well I officially can do an ollie. And I'm learning a kick flip too. He was super patient with me and was sure I didn't fall. I actually almost did once but he caught me by the waist. Now we're walking back.

*at the tree house*

"Wow everyone is asleep" "yeah yeah, Um hey I think you...left your sleeping bag..."  "oh..." gosh how could I forget the main thing I needed! "It's ok! You can sleep with me!"  "Um ok... but we're never gonna here the end of it from the boys". "Yeah yeah I know"
"Well...Ok."  "K."

A/n: I hate this whole book but it's whatever.

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