𝕐𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝔼𝕕𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕊𝕔𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕠𝕣𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕩 𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣

8

"Eddie~ Thirsty?" Edward was cutting her bush into two swans when she called. Y/N was sitting at the lawn table, dying to be anywhere else but there. Joyce kept making dirty innuendos towards them both. Her dog starts barking and she tells her to hush up. She poured three lemonades, one for each of them. She walks over to Edward handing, going to hold it so he could drink from the straw.

"Hush doggy. I can't Hardly hear myself think!" She kicks her dog away from under her feet. Y/N watching from the table, drink the lemonades while glaring at the woman.

"Wouldn't you like a nice cool glass of Lemonade?" His face slowly turns to disgust.

"...Lemonade...?" He gags and then quickly after pukes right in front of her feet. Y/N chokes on their drink and goes over to see that the hell happened, and to help him home, then to school so Kevin can use him for show and tell.

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"One chop to a guys neck and its all over.." that was Edwards signal to do a karate stance. All the students gasp and lean away 
"They're the sharpest things in the world! They can hack through anything..."

"And..." Edward pulls out along peice of red card. He start cutting and chopping so beautifully. Everyone is mesmerised pieces of cut card go everywhere. The he stops abruptly. He pulls his hands apart and a beautiful shapes and patterns appear and everyone starts clapping and cheering, including the teacher.

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"They're kinds strange. They look out of place" Y/N says to Jim and one of his other friends.

"Yeah. you should see the clown in front of miss Peters yard" They snicker.

Edward was on the other side of the road and saw Y/N, and two others walking home from school. So he just had to call out to him

"Y/N!" He stands awkwardly next to a big cat shaped bush.

Y/Ns widen and they all turn to look a Edward.

"Speak of the devil"

"Hey, he's callin' you Y/Nba." Jim says condescendingly.

"Stop it" Y/N hushes Jim embarresdly.

One of the wives calls Edward back for his cookies. While Jim decides to have a laugh.

"Don't worry Eddie! He's waiting for you!" Jim picks Y/N up fireman style. Edward sees Y/N is struggling and kicking so he starts worrying about their relationship. Jim puts Y/N down and all three start walking away.

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It was dinner time, Y/N had his friend Jim round, they were having a nice beef roast dinner. After peg had made sure he had cleaned them properly, he let him cut the beef.

"I heard you got your entire kitchen redone? Huh! I wonder what it's like to be that rich" she jokes.

"Well, they keep thing locked up, dad's so cheap he won't even help me buy an old car" he shrugs.

"Well, he probably wants you to pay for it, and I agree" he chuckles "that's what Y/N will be doing eventually " he then gives a great dad laugh.

"Dad..."

"Speaking of money. Edward, I noticed you haven't been charging for your gardening?"

Peg interrupts, "now, Bill, Marie gave him a plate of cookies today"

Bill scoffs " sweetheart. Cookies can't buy you the necessity of life."

Edward cuts some beef for Kevin, who sat to his left, and then he offered some to Jim. Jim stares at the beef and watches as he places it on his plate. He raises his brow and starts eating. Edward had cut another piece, he offered it to Y/N he made sure it was the thickest piece, the tastiest piece. Then he accidentally dropped it on his lap. Gravy now covered Y/Ns crotch.

"Oh! That's hot" Y/N picks it up and flops it on the plate.

"Oh jeez. I'm sorry Y/N " Edward tried to help but only ended up knocking a drink over on his shirt

"Oh for god sake!" Y/N yells annoyed.

"Y/N language!"

Edward was very embarrassed. Peg help Y/N up as Jim was sighing. Kevin was laughing and patting Edwards back, while Bill just pinched the bridge of this nose in second-hand embarrassment.

"I think you should go now Jim, hope you liked the dinner," Peg says with a small smile.

Jim leaves annoyed he didn't even get to make a move on Y/N.

" that went well" Bill comments as he goes down to his man cave. Kevin was sent to his room when he started belly laughing, Y/N was having a shower because somehow gravy managed to get in his hair.
Edward was helping tidy with Peg, meaning he stabbed a sponge and scrubbed the floor to be rid of the spilt gravy and water. He wasn't complaining though.

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It's now the middle of the night, and the roommates couldn't get to sleep.

Edward whispers. "I'm very sorry"
Y/N hums.
"It's fine. I needed a shower anyway. I forgot to have one yesterday anyway." He shrugged, his wet hair rubbing against the pillow.

" I thought you smelled nice," Edward says honestly.

"Oh. Uh, thanks? I guess." Y/N's eyes droop and then he yawns.
"Goodnight" he rolled over so he was facing the room.

"Goodnight my love" he mutters in return, gazing at Y/Ns handsome face.

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