So, have you ever heard about those stories when you were little that kinda didn't creep you out back then, but it does now. Example : little red riding hood.
Moral--
" A wolf wants to follow the girl " -- let me just stop their. Talk about a stalker.
" He follows her just to get the goodies in her basket"-- ok either he is homeless, he is fat!!
"Then when she doesn't let him have any goodies, he goes into her grandmothers house without permission" -- breaking and entering
"Then, he hides her grandmother and pretends to be her" -- her grandmother must be famous and he must be a big fan!!
" The. Little red comes through the door and instead of the wolf wanting the basket, now he wants to eat her!! "-- and that my dear children in called cannibalism and is in fact frowned upon in most societies!!!!!
So, my dear friends. That is one messed up story!!
Next story/chant
Ring around the Rosie
Now, what's this about. It sounds like a harmless little chant that the children dance to. Well, ITS NOT!!!
Ring around the Rosie-- circle around the dead bodies.
A pocket full of posie --- picking the roses and putting them in their pockets while throwing them on the bodies
Ashes ashes --- they burn the bodies
We all fall down --- we die
This story is around the Black Plague!! What kind of person made this chant up.
So there are many more that I looked up. Like. The night before Christmas.
Santa looks like he had a little too much milk, and he is so fat, he could be a diabetic. Talk about losing his legs. He climbs down a chimney, another breaking and entering. And then, he buys your children presents. Need I say more. He isn't even related to you. And how does he get home, he drives his magical reindeer.
Dasher
Dancer
Pranced
Vixen
Comet
Cupid
Donor
Blitzen
Rudolph
Plus, I think Rudolph might have a big sinus infection because his nose is so red.
See ya on the flip side. --- madi
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