A man was walking down the streets of the neighborhood, he was shaking and sweating, you already know him, he's the guy that Eddie scared just by lifting his shirt up, he didn't came there to do a survey, he wouldn't even step there, but
Man: Come on! Why're you so scared?
Surveyor: I-It's because of a thing! He had his organs and-and-and
'Pat'
Man: Serious man, don't you think you're overthinking it? Or that you were seeing things?
Surveyor: .......
'GRAB!'
Man: ?!
Surveyor: HOW IN THE HELL I'LL IMAGINE A MAN WITH HIS ORGANS EXPOSED?!
He grabbed the other male's collar with so much strength, showing his despair and fear level, the man in the suit was scared, and kinda deaf, after the sudden outburst, so he just stayd silent.
Man: Hello there ma'am, would you consider buying these kitchen accessories?
Mrs. White: Oh dear! How much?
It were a bunch of knives, Scissors, Forks, Pans etc etc etc. But.....
Man: Hehe... ( The people around here are so dumb, can't they notice how false these are?.. )
As you can see by my vision, this guy doesn't have the purest interest...
Man: Now, let's go to that one and finish the day.
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Surveyor: ......
Man: Hey G-
Surveyor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
He ran away.
Man: Huh?
The house wasn't broken, or haunted, but it was big, big enough to cause some discomfort on those who looked at it, like it was something that could crush a human, a monster, but what he did was
Man: 'Gulp'
Gulp his fears ( Literally ) and enter on the front yard by the fence's door, getting close to the door, feeling his fear almost pulling him back, he....
Man: 'Sweating'
'Knock' 'Knock'
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'Creeeeeeeeaaaaaaak!'
Man: 'Sweating!!!' EEK!!!
A tall man with a giant black robe made out of animal leather, black dress shirt under it and a giant black floppy hat, the man, no, the monster touched his shoulder
'Grab'
And pulled him inside, not forcefully, but the fear made him simply walk inside and just accept it, when they got in the living room, the monster pointed his finger to a chair, our business man simply sat automatically, not even questioning, so he entered in some room, God knows what he's doing there...
Yes, but i don't want to work on that, i'm working on something else.
EH!?
Man: ( Please, save me, anyone.... )
'THUMP!!!'
Man: ?!
The tall male appeared with a Sickle and a Shovel.
Man: ........
'BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!'
He fell on the ground, this scared him so heavily that he simply had a nervous shutdown.............................................................................................................................................................................Sir?........................................................Sir...........................................................................................Wake up..............................................Okay then...................................
He could faintly hear a sound, it was some kind of buttons being pressed, or something else..........................................................................................................
'Poke' 'Poke'
'Man': Huh?
Freddy: Hey man, time to wake up.
'Man': AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Man: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Robbed Man: You, you're finally awake.
Man: W-What are you going to do with me?! Cut me?! Put me in a coffin?! BOTH?!
Robbed Man: What? No no.
The man took off his hat, revealing a short hair, it seems it's still growing, it's like it was shaved or he was bald or something.
Robbed Man: My name's Jebediah C. Dean, but everyone calls me Eddie the Head, what about you?
Man: U-Uhm, i'm-
'BEEP!' 'BEEP!' 'BEEP!'
Eddie: Oh! It must be the stove, sorry for the interruption, can you look at my garden for me?
Eddie went to the kitchen, entering the house again, leaving the business man alone, he was looking at the garden for him, the Sickle he used was for cutting poison ivys, the shovel was to dig a hole for the trees, and it looks like he's digging something, a tunel maybe?
" Sorry for the wait. "
Man: ?!
The man jumped on his seat, he was scarred, just to remind you, since Eddie's bones were still growing and he got his normal appearance from the food, he's a giant man with a great physic, meanwhile in his remnant form he would probably looks like a normal guy with nutritional problems.
Eddie: They are beautiful, and there's not more than a month that i started planting them, i want a giant garden, so, would you like a Tea and Cookies?
Man: 'Trembling' 'Nod'
Eddie: Here.
The older guy was simply looking at Eddie's appearance, he was handsome, tall and muscular, it's impressive, he could be compared to a bodybuilder, he's even ripped, he can see that by his neck that have muscles as well.
Man: .... 'Sip' !
It was delicious! sweet, but not too much, the same could be said about having chocolate, cream and some small pieces of marshmallow, the herbs on it were some that mixed well, they weren't strong, but they sure as hell packed a punch and made him more awake.
Man: W-Wow! What's the name of the tea?
Eddie: Family recipe, but most of the items are soft sweets, try a cookie.
Man: ..... 'Crunch' 'Munch' 'Munch' 'Gulp' ................ 'Sob'
Eddie: ?
This taste.
Mommy: Son, here, your favorite, i know we don't have much money for the birthday party, but that's okay right?
Man: 'Sob' 'Sob' Sir?
Eddie: ?
Can i go away now?
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