(After Mark revealed the fact that he's gay and that Tarajiah may or may not have an STD, they sat in the living room consoling her. She was torn. Finally Julius took her to bed so she can rest.....The next day, Julius decided that he and Tarajiah would get away so Jay let them take the jet and go for the weekend. Bey and Jay were home alone because Mama Gloria wanted to keep Jr.)
(In The Bedroom)
Jay: *pulls curtains open* Rise and shine sleepy head
Bey: *stretching with an ugly face* Morning baby
Jay: Morning. Um baby, do me a favor
Bey: *wiping her eyes* What is it?
Jay: Never make that face again *laughs*
Bey: *giggles* shut up *covers face with blanket*
Jay: *laughs* Im just playin babe.
Bey: Whatever *smells her own breath* Whooo got damn! *runs to the bathroom to brush*
Jay: Whats wrong with you?
Bey: My breath smell like straight ass. Never will I ever put my head under the cover with morning breath AGAIN
Jay: *laughs* Well damn baby, if it smell like that maybe you should go to the dentist
Bey: *side eye*
Jay: *chuckles* Im just sayin. So what we doin today? We got the house to ourselves. No drama, no kid, just us
Bey: Idk, we can do whatever you wanna do
Jay: *raises eyebrow* You sure about that?
Bey: Don't be raisin them bushy ass eyebrows at me
Jay: *laughs* Um honey yo shit aint lookin hot right now either
Bey: :-O *punches him in the chest*
Jay: *laughs* Naw don't get mad. You started it *picks her up over his shoulder*
Bey: Put me down before you drop me. Them thick ass eyebrows gone block ya view
Jay: *throws her on the bed* you got jokes huh
Bey: Naw, Im just sayin. Its time for a wax
Jay: And its time for yours to be mowed like the lawn *laughs*
Bey: *ctfu* I hate you
Jay: No you don't
Bey: Yes I do *fold arms and pouts*
Jay: *shrugs* So *walks out*
(Jay)
*walking to the kitchen, rubbing his eyebrows* Damn my shit is thick. I never let my hair get this wild. I need to call Mariah for this. *thinks* Oh shit, I can't do that. Bey gone flip out. *starts cooking breakfast*
(Bey)
*looking in the mirror* GWORL! What the hell is this? These thangs havin a party on my face. Let me call Ty real quick. *calls Ty*
Ty: *whispers* Hello
Bey: Hey you busy?
Ty: Um hold on
The Game: *in the background* come on Ty baby. I need some more ass
Ty: *to The Game* Damn aint you tired?! My ass is sore
Bey: O_o *gags* Um Ty, ima call you back *hangs up, thinks outloud* LAWD kill the visual
(In the Kitchen)
