Bey: *walking up the stairs behind Jay* Damn bae...slow down
Jay: *running upstairs* Um Jr. is crying. You just too slow...*going in the room and picks up Jr.* Hey little man whats wrong? Shhh don't cry.
Bey: *walks in* Whats wrong with him?
Jay: Bey, I just walked in. You act like he told me whats wrong or something.
Bey: *rolls her eyes* Whatever, wassup wit this attitude?
Jay: I don't have one. You just actin kinda slow right now. *hands her Jr.* I think he's hungry.
Bey: *takes Jr.;he still crying* Shhhh whats wrong with Mama's baby? You hungry? *sits on the bed and pops out her titty and lets him latch on* Ah shit! This hurts.
Jay: *laughs* that's right lil man bite her.....
Bey: shut up Jay.....so about moving to New York?
Jay: *sits down next to her* What about it?
Bey: This is gonna be a mess. We have to find primary doctors for me and Jr. Move all of my stuff. And just a lot more stuff.
Jay: Are you having doubts?
Bey: No, I'm just saying this is a big thing.
Jay: I know baby. Don't worry about nothing. We'll get on the phone and find yall some doctors tomorrow. And moving all this shit *points around the room* aint gone happen, sorry.
Bey: O_O What? Im not leaving my stuff.
Jay: Bey, I been here for a couple weeks, and I aint seen you use *points to vanity table* that not once. If you want it that bad, we can buy you all new stuff. And then when you wanna come home, this stuff will still be here.
Bey: *sighs* I guess.
Jay: Plus, how you gone take all this stuff and we got Jr.? We still aint got all his stuff.
Bey: Aw yea *laughs*
Jay: smh...*looks at her titties* Bae, Im hungry too *licks lips*
Bey: *laughs* No Jay. These are not for you right now. Go fix you a sandwhich.
Jay: *pouts* Well can I taste that? *rubs her pussy*
Bey: No Jay. You heard what the doctor said.
Jay: *pouts again* I know. I got 5 more weeks.
Bey: Counting are we?
Jay: Hell yea. I cant wait til the day I can put this di...
Solo: *clears throat* Please don't say it while Im in here
Jay: *laughs* My bad Solo. I didn't know u was standin there
Solo. Mhm. I came to check on my baby.
Bey: *putting her titty up* He just went back to sleep. He was hungry. That's why he was crying.
Solo: awww him so cute *kisses his forehead* And yall fools forgot yall had a child up here smh.
Bey: Shut up girl. *lays down with Jr.* Get out im bouta take a nap with my baby.
Solo: alright then *walks out*
Jay: I thought I was yo baby? L
Bey: *giggles* you are...you can come lay with us
Jay: *lays down* I thought lil man stole my woman *laughs*
Bey: *laughs* It's a tough competition
(Bey, Jay, and lil Jay fell asleep. Everything is going good between everybody. The baby has been to his doctor's appointment and everything is normal. Its now Thursday, 3 days for Jay, Bey, and Jr. move to New York. Everybody, including the baby, is in the living room chilling.)
Bey: *playing with Jr* Hey Squirt. Hey mama baby. You finally woke up and let me see your eyes. They look like mine.
Jay: He gone be a heartbreaker. Them light brown eyes gone kill em *laughs*
Bey: *laughs* I know. We gone have to raise to be like his daddy. Well like you passed the age of 30, cuz the young Jay Z wasn't shi...I mean nothing
Jay: *laughs* forget you...and you better correct yaself. Don't be cursing in front of him. And you say im a bad influence *to Jr* Don't listen to Mommy. She bad *laughs*
Solo: Yall slow I swear. *to MT* Ma, what you cooking tonight?
MT: Nothing. Go cook ya own damn food. Yall always ask me what Im cooking.
Solo: O_o dang Ma, Im sorry for asking. Whats wrong with you?
MT: Nothing. I just don't feel like cooking *so much attitude*
Bey: *looks at Solo, then at Mathew* Ma? You ok?
MT: Yes. Damn can I just watch tv without all the questions???
Bey: Sorry.
Mat: Baby, wanna go in the room and talk about it?
MT: *yelling* NO, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!!!!
Everybody: O_O *thinking* What the hell?
Bey: Well, Ima go find some to cook for dinner
Everybody: Noooooo.
MT: Beyonce don't you take yo ass in my kitchen and find shit.
Bey: *embarrassed* damn, forget yall too. I was just trying to help.
Jay: *laughing hard as hell* its ok baby, we can go pick some food up from Popeyes or something
Solo: *laughs* Dang Thu even Jay laughing hahahaha
Jay: Im sorry bae, but that was funny *tries to kiss her*
Bey: *moves back* naw go ahead and finish laughing at me
Jay: Awww don't act like that....what u wanna eat tonight?
Bey: I don't care, just get something
Jay: Anybody got special requests?
Solo: Naw, as long as you buying im good with whatever you get
Mat: Get what yall want. Im not hungry, I ate earlier.
Jay: Ma? You want something?
MT: No
Jay: Ok, well how about we just order some pizza then
Bey: Cool, Ill go order it. Or is that doing too much too?
Solo: *chuckles* Now if u manage to kill us just by ordering some pizza I know something
Bey: *rolls eyes* shut up *goes to kitchen to call Dominoes*
(The food got there and the family sits around and eats. Everybody is still wondering whats going with Mama Tina. She been talking bad to everybody all night.)
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