(note: names and swears have been censored, because privacy's sake, and I think swears could get me in trouble, not sure, and I don't want to risk it.)
Buzz Lippman with a shotgun (here to avenge his dead cousin, Nate (the host of the first game), who got killed by Binj.)
[REDACTED] is nicknamed 'Red' for the sake of simplicity
Mayonnaise the Cyborg Cat. (When Cookie got hostnapped and Poopsie died, he went a little bit nuts) {TAKEN OUT BTW}
Binjpipe tentacle owo (finna grab yo ankles) (Totally not accidentally inspired by a spiderman villain! Whoops!)
I feel like it would be fun to include Donny, not because he's actually a cool character, but that he'd be really fun to write, with his stupid funky language.
Binjpipe is can be very moist and not die!
When Red is captured, Cookie and Schmitty take refuge in the Murder Hotel, now run by Billy O'Brian, the tmp dolls, and the quips
TMP dolls are suited for the apocalypse, but quips very much aren't
I need someone to at one point say "Binjpipe? More like B!tchPipe! Ayyy got 'em"
Cookie is robot
Binjpipe is robot also
(get ready to cry, ██████!) f$ck you b!tch ass mother #^&$er I swear to god on my mother's grave you little !#%# uwu having #$$, #^*! #$$ entity I will gut you like the trout that you are and sell you by the goddam pound. I will then force-feed your fishy #$$ flesh to your #^%$ing cousin and laugh as he eats your gills in PAIN.
Kind regards,
██████ ████ ███ ██████.
P.s go #^*$ your self
LAST TWO CHAPTERS
There's a killswitch in the main power room of Binjpipe corp. It will turn off all of the power in the facility, including any wireless running stuff, such as the mechanisms that make Binj work. Only problem is, this would include Cookie as well.
Cookie tells Schmitty of the Killswitch
Cookie bolts before Schmitty can process
Schmitty runs after frantically
Right before Cookie can activate it, Schmitty pulls him back, Cookie almost falls over with how hard it was
He begs Cookie to not activate the killswitch
Cookie grabs Schmitty by the shoulders and hands him a USB stick, and once he's dead, to boot and run the file on it on a computer.
"Do you understand?"
Schmitty silently nods
Schmitty didn't notice, but Red was behind them, in front of the switch. He gives a nod and pulls it.
A countdown blares over the speakers, the lights flickering.
"Shutting down in 10"
Schmitty's eyes widen
"No... nononono! C-Cookie, It can't end like this..."
"9, "
"I'm sorry, man... but we both know this is the only way"
"nononono" tears are streaming down his face, he's hiccuping and hyperventilating "D- Don- t go-o C-oo-kie"
"5, "
YOU ARE READING
How The Cookie Crumbles (Jackbox) {DISCONTINUED}
FanfictionHaha post-apocalyptic angst go brrrrr I bit off more than I could chew, so here are the remains of what would have been a pretty cool story.
