-Red goes to Schmitty's house
-They both leave in Schmitty's car
-They go to the Binjpipe building
-They find Cookie, who is now a cool cyborg man
-The three grouphug
-Binj finds the three of them
-Binj heavily injures and captures Red
-Cookie and Schmitty have to escape without him
-They drive to Red's hotel
-Cookie and Jack Cake reunite
-Schmitty finds Buzz
-Reveals that Nate was killed by Binj trying to save Cookie
-Cookie steps in and convinces Buzz to help rescue Red, and maybe fight Binj
-They announce their plans during dinner, and most people agree to help
(The plan: Buzz goes and gets Red, Everyone else tracks down Binj.)
-Cookie pulls aside Buzz to talk
-Cookie explains that he needs him to do another thing for the plan to work.
(it's easier to write in dialogue form, so here's this:)
"Wait, Buzz!" Cookie said, tapping the shorter man on the shoulder.
"What? I wanna go to bed, everyone else is in their rooms already..."
"Yeah, I know, but I need to tell you something."
"I'm listening..."
"There's something else to the plan that I left out. You still gotta go get Red, but the moment that the rest of the group finds Binj, I also need you to go to her office, grab the key that activates the control room, and get it to me. Don't let anyone else know."
"That seems pretty risky, and not to mention sketchy as hell! Why do you need this key anyway?"
"I need to be able to activate the power shutdown sequence. This will shut off all of the power in the building, effectively killing Binj and all other robots of hers."
"A-Are you nuts?!? That would kill you too!"
"Yeah. Yeah, I know. But with how much chaos Binjpipe Corp has caused everyone, I think it'll be worth it."
"Are you sure about this? Look, I hate you as much as the next guy, but..."
"Yeah, I'm sure. I've thought about this a lot. I gotta do this, or else Binj will just cause more chaos."
"...Yeah, ok, I'm going to bed." You are stronger than I ever could be, Masterson.
"Oh, and don't tell Schmitty about this, ok? I know he wouldn't take this too great."
"...Fine. G'night."
"Good night."
-In the morning, they get in separate cars and drive to Binjpipe
-They break into the Binjpipe building
-They all go in different ways
-Buzz steps into the room Red's in.
-Buzz cuts the rope that tied Red to the chair with Red's switchblade
-Buzz and Red are confronted by Binj, and she tries to convince them to join her side
-She promises Buzz that she can bring Nate back, and to Red, his Mom and a dad that won't leave him.
-They both realize that they would have to betray their friends to do so, and choose their friends.
-She lets them go. "The Game Has Only Just Begun."
-She disappears
-They join the group, and Binj appears suddenly
Buzz runs off in the chaos
-gets to Binj's office and gets the key
-Buzz gives the key to Cookie
"Are you sure you wanna do this?"
"Yeah. I got no choice. I mean, I'm gonna die someday anyway, so might as well save a few other lives while I'm at it, right?"
"Hey, uhh...If you see Nate, just... just tell 'em that I miss the guy."
-Buzz gives the key to Cookie
-Cookie runs off
-Schmitty overheard and runs after
-In the control room, Schmitty grabs Cookie's arm before he can pull the switch
"Schmitty? Why are you he-"
"Don't do it, Cookie. Please."
"...I have to."
"There's ought to be another way! Just... Just don't."
"Wait, I got something to give you first." He grabs something out of his back pocket. It's a USB drive. "Take it. Once this is all over, I want you to put this thing into your laptop."
"Nothing is over, Cookie! I won't let you!"
"Just take the USB Stick, Schmitty. Please."
He silently takes it.
"I ain't ready for you to go."
"I ain't ready either."
"Shutting down in 10"
Schmitty's eyes widen
"No... nononono! C-Cookie, It can't end like this..."
"9, "
"I'm sorry, man... but we both know this is the only way"
"nononono" tears are streaming down his face, he's hiccuping and hyperventilating "D- Don- t go-o C-oo-kie"
"5,"
"4,"
"3,"
"...p-pleas---"
"2,"
"NO!"
"1,"
"COOKIE!!!"
"Sorry, man."
"0, Shutting Down.
The room goes black.
-Schmitty's cries are the only thing that could be heard on the first floor. Everyone can hear it.
-Buzz is the only one who knows what happened. His heart sinks. He actually did it, huh?
-Several people pull out their phone flashlights and walk to where Schmitty's cries are coming from
-"H-He's dead."
(don't know what would happen here lol)
-Schmitty uses the USB stick on his laptop. It's a video file.
ToSchmit.MOV
"Yo, hey Schmitty!"
It's Cookie. His face, his hand... no metal. He's fully human at this time
"If you're seeing this, then I guess I'm dead. And I just wanna say, I'm sorry."
Tears start welling up in Schmitty's eyes again. Images of the control room flood his mind.
"I'm not sure how I died, and frankly, I don't wanna know. Heck, I don't even know how I'm gonna get this to you. Might put it on a CD or a USB or something."
-Cookie continues talking. He talks about different memories and anecdotes.
"Well, I'd love to keep talking, but it's getting kinda dark out. I gotta feed Poopsie and Mayonaise. I... I hope this eased the pain. I know neither of us wants to admit it, but you really are my closest friend. I just... I hope you aren't taking this too roughly. And if you think things don't get better, well, You Don't... actually, you can fill in the blanks. Keep your chin up, Schmitz."
-The video cuts out.
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How The Cookie Crumbles (Jackbox) {DISCONTINUED}
FanfictionHaha post-apocalyptic angst go brrrrr I bit off more than I could chew, so here are the remains of what would have been a pretty cool story.
