Ludley: a Ludwig von Koopa x Kaley story!

Fawful's rules!

"Breakfast boy is having the cravings!" The new client said. Though client would be calling it light as we were, after all, hired to work for the beanish named Fawful. The word boss would have been a better term. There was also Midbus, an old friend you may say, we all came from the same kingdom, or empire since the Pinkish army did invade Midbus's fathers homeland. Also, Dieter, one of my coworkers and the leader of the group I'm in, doesn't like him anymore. I think it's because Dieter thought Midbus left us to get fat with Fawful..
  "Now where are the loud and muscle-having ones?" We didn't hear his at first so Fawful yelled to get our attention. "Dieter! Beef! Kaley!" We all quickly jump at our names before waiting for Fawful to say something "Come and share in the chortles with Fawful!" I didn't understand anything he said, luckily Midbus was tolerating us right now to be able to translate. "He wants you to have fun with him..." Midbus said in a dead tone. I did not remember him having such a dead tone from before, but it could be that it's been a long time since I last saw him.
  "Leave the capturing of Bowser to us!" Great! I must have missed something since Fawful is now talking about dealing with Bowser, but Dieter would probably explain later after their departure. "Your wish is our command, Lord Fawful." Dieter said, doing a small bow, he is a gentleman after all. "Leave it to the Best Fitness Friends" I said trying to chime in so I didn't look like I was slacking. "Yes! Fawful's wishes are the gold coins in your tattered thrift-store pants!" Fawful said "he say that he'll pay you if you complete his task he's given you..." it seems that Midbus has became a translator for Fawful now "You must never be forgetting about them!" "...Understood." Dieter mumbled. You could've tell it, but he wasn't looking at Fawful. You could sense the sadness oozing off of his face.
  I very well knew why Dieter was like this, we were all planning on betraying him. We knew Fawful didn't have it in him to fight the dark star and while we could all use the money, we didn't want to risk our life's against a super power that terrorizes this soil a century ago, so we plain on bailing on him when the time comes. I could also tell Dieter really wanted to have some of the money Fawful promised. He did come from a poor family after all.
I quickly chugged my flask before Dieter could see. He hated it when I chugged down some alcohol during work hours "I saw that!" I hear him bellow "geez give an alcoholic a break!" I replied as Dieter unlocked the door to the castle "Hello? Is anyone here?" I said into the caste "looks like nobody is home." Beef mumbled "can we leave then..." I asked "no, I'm sure someone will come" by someone Dieter meant everyone. There, in front of us were seven (7) Koopalings of different size, colors, and gender, and the son of Bowser. "AAAAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" The prince screamed, he has a very high pitched voice that was kinda scratchy "Hello, there! My name's Kaley. And...HOW FIT DO YOU FEEL?" I asked while also introducing myself. Oh how I hated saying how fit do you feel.
While my coworkers loved fitness, I despised it. "What do you mean?" Wendy asked. She was the sole female of her group just like me "we're the best fitness friends!" Dieter said, it was cheesy and gross "we're here because we heard you were all in need of a cure for the Blorbs!" Beef said "uh yeah, like, everyone wants, like, something out of this, like, pandemic or whatever!" Larry, the youngest, mumbled. He could tell we weren't doing a good job as passing off as fitness freaks. "You said you know about the cure, am I correct?" Ludwig, the oldest, asked "yes! And we're happy to show you how to make it!" ...I think I just went off script. I could sense Dieter looking at me in confusion "you are?" He mumbled "yep, and we can even show you where to get all the ingredients!" I said "but it's a long trip! And we have to overstay for a few night!" Dieter quickly caught onto my plan "please excuse us!" Wendy said before huddling the other Koopalings, Junior and the magikoopa into a group huddle. Dieter quickly pulled me over to explain my plan of going off scrips.
"So that's your new plan?" Dieter asked "we all get the ingredients from out of this kingdom so the Koopalings and Junior can stay away from Fawful's affairs..." I explained "doesn't that kinda help them out... I mean their still going to be alive..." I look dead on at Dieter "do you think Fawful stands a chance against the dark star and what it can do?" I askedx glaring at Dieter "right, getting them to evict the area is the best thing as of now." I gave a small smile, maybe my drunken brain can do something after all!