name key
John-Jury
Arlo-arlo
Seraphina-cat
Elaine-bandaid
Isen-o͡͡͡͡͡͡╮༼;'༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨ ༎ຶ༽╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡
Blyke-laser pointer
Remi-oldtimer chicken
Evie-meme master
Roland-Roland
Jury: hey arlo! I just remembered something
arlo: what?
Jury: what happened when you met Susan?
meme master: ooh! Yes! \ ≧ o ≦ /
cat: I forgot about that!
arlo: well I had bought a magazine and a milk carton
arlo: so I went up to the check out area
arlo: Susan picked up the magazine and asked
laser pointer: I bet its something about a subscription
arlo: do you want a subscription? Its cheap! Four dollars a month
laser pointer: called it
o͡͡͡͡͡͡╮༼;'༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨ ༎ຶ༽╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡: wait wasn't the one she offered John four dollars too?
Jury: actually yeah!
arlo: then she said: are you sure? There are all the latest woman fashions in the next issue
Roland: wth?
arlo: and I said no why would I need to know woman's fashions?
Jury: * facepalm *
cat: exactly!
arlo: so she said ' you never know when it might come in handy '
o͡͡͡͡͡͡╮༼;'༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨ ༎ຶ༽╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡: when the cow jumps over the moon
arlo: well what about this one about animals?
arlo: so I was like no! I just want that one
arlo: and she said fine and scanned the magazine
arlo: and she grabbed the milk and turned carton around and asked me if I had seen a missing pet pigeon
arlo: so I said no naturally since I see a lot of pigeons
oldtimer chicken: like anyone would
arlo: and she was like ' really? his name is bobby and he looks like this! Are you sure? '
arlo: but how would I know? He looked like every pigeon in the world
Jury: bruh
arlo: so I told her that
arlo: but she said ' well, if you do see one that looks like him. Then pick it up and take its dna
laser pointer: WHY THO
cat: bruh
bandaid: just take a random pigeons dna why don't you?
oldtimer chicken: who knows how much bacteria is on those pigeons?
Roland: ew
arlo: so I made up an excuse saying that I don't have a dna kit
oldtimer chicken: who does?
cat: I most certainly don't
arlo: so she said I can buy one in a vet in the mall
arlo: so I just said fine because I wanted the conversation to end
arlo: so she finally scanned the items
bandaid: she's going to asked for a tip right?
arlo: yeah she did!
arlo: she asked for a dollar
arlo: I said no
arlo: she kept begging
arlo: so I ran away
cat: WHAT!????
laser pointer: YOU COWARD XD
Jury: NO WAY
arlo: YOU GUYS TRY TO BE IN MY SITUATION
bandaid: to be fair, it was way worse than John
arlo: thank you
cat: Elaine be defending her hubby
bandaid: I'm not defending him!
laser pointer: ...
cat: 0_o
Roland: .-.
o͡͡͡͡͡͡╮༼;'༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨ ༎ຶ༽╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡: you didn't deny the hubby bit
Elaine: SHUT UP WILL YOU !!!!!?
authors note: D
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FanfictionThis is an unOrdinary chatfic all credits go to uru chan on webtoon. There is no cursing in this book, inspired by all Uno chatfics copied some ideas but changed it up a bit so I did not copy
