advice column Part 40

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John-EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR

Arlo-mango boba chan

Seraphina-Sara

Elaine-orange juice

Isen-Steve

Blyke-Tom

Evie-Evoticon

Remi-oldtimer chicken

Roland-๐·°(৹˃﹏˂̵৹)°·๐

Steve: I made a new advice column!... Except it's crack

Steve: They send me letters and I reply in the newspaper

Tom: everything you make is crack

๐·°(৹˃﹏˂̵৹)°·๐: can we see?

Steve: Okay! You can get I sneak peak! Just don't tell anyone mwahahaha.........

Steve: first question, this person asks.... my mom keeps telling me to get a new job what do I do?

EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR: ew... work

Evoticon: what did you say?

Steve: .....

oldtimer chicken: * drumroll *

Steve: ...get a new mom

Sara: mood

mango boba chan: don't we all?

Tom: sell her on e bay and get the money

orange juice: how much would you sell it for?

Steve: a new job of course

orange juice: genius

Steve: problem solved! Onto the next!

 Steve: this person decided to give me a hard question and asked me this.

 Steve: what is the solution to world hunger?

Steve: I'm not being no basic ***** and say a food machine

Sara: that would be a big fail

Steve: I said....

Steve:...

Tom: what?

Steve: ( drumroll effect plz )

oldtimer chicken: oh, right

oldtimer chicken: * drumroll *

Steve: anaatomicbombmadeofpizzathatwilldestroyhalfofthepopulationandthenoonewithgohungrycausenotonlywedon'thaveasmanymouthstofeedwecaneattherottingflesh

oldtimer chicken: YEA- huh?

 EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR: genius

EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR renamed Steve: genius

Genius: Thank you UwU

Genius: next, my bully is dating my crush, what do I do?

orange juice: tough one

Genius: that's nothing for me :)

mango boba chan: I'm sure I'm sure

Genius: get a new crush, they clearly have no tastes

Sara: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR: * Siren blares

oldtimer chicken: * drumroll *

Genius: a bit late on that miss

oldtimer chicken: :') 

Evoticon: what's next?

Genius: ahem*

oldtimer chicken: * drumroll *

oldtimer chicken: * drumroll *

oldtimer chicken: * drumroll *

oldtimer chicken: * drumroll *

oldtimer chicken: * drumroll *

EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR:..... you gud?

oldtimer chicken: Idk what happened it glitched 

Genius: the question was, why are you so stupid?

EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR: I can think of a million reasons 

Sara: anyone could

Genius: >:(

Genius: anways, I answered 

oldtimer chicken: * drumroll *

Genius: clearly you are to so you are useless meaning no one wants you, meaning you can nothing to do with your time, so you waste time on stupid people like me.

Tom: That's a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong stretch

Sara: that poor person

Genius: they actually sent me another letter

mango boba chan: they really don't know when to give up

Genius: they asked, I got roasted so hard it hurts, how should I kill myself?

oldtimer chicken: how'd you reply to that?

oldtimer chicken renamed themselves: *drumroll*

* drumroll *: * drumroll *

Genius: jump from your ego down to your iq

Sara: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR: * Siren blares

mango boba chan: ...... where was all this when we had a roast battle?

Genius: idk :')

( private ) Angel: don't you hate when your mom yells at you

































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