the crackhead duo

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John-EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR

Arlo-mango boba chan

Seraphina-EXPOSED

Elaine-bandaid

Isen-Steve

Blyke-laser pointer

Remi-oldtimer chicken

Evie-meme master

Roland-Roland


( private ) laser pointer: remember don't tell them anything

( private ) Steve: okay I won't

oldtimer chicken: Blyke Isen! Wanna chat?

( private ) laser pointer: make up an excuse!

 Steve: I can't!

oldtimer chicken: why?

( private ) laser pointer: QUICK BEFORE THEY GET SUS 

 Steve: I lost my phone!

mango boba chan: excuse me what?

EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR: EXPOSED

oldtimer chicken: you expect us to believe that?

( private ) laser pointer: DANG IT ISEN 

 Steve: I'm texting from my tablet!!! 

( private ) laser pointer: good save 

oldtimer chicken: ok so you can text us then 

 Steve: Wait no I can't

oldtimer chicken: why..?

( private ) laser pointer: QUICKLY

( private ) Steve: HOLD ON I'M THINKING

oldtimer chicken: well..? 

Steve: my space bar isn't working 

( private ) Steve: YOU IDIOT

EXPOSED: EXPOSED

mango boba chan: at least come up with a good excuse come on

oldtimer chicken: what are you guys hiding...?

laser pointer: how'd you know?

oldtimer chicken: if one is doing it the other is two

Roland: accurate

oldtimer chicken: and besides you guys are always hiding something no exception

Steve: ;-;

EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR: so, what happened?

Steve: you know how half of the cement and dirt on the pathway somehow got removed?

EXPOSED: you didn't....

EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR: EXPOSED

oldtimer chicken: please don't tell me you..

arlo: I don't even think John can do that

EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR: wanna bet?

arlo: please don't

Steve: WE DON'T NEED ANYMORE THANK YOU

EXPOSED: how tho?

Steve: well, me and Blyke were training that day..

Steve: Blyke was practicing his shock wave on me 

Steve: when a certain someone comes along...

EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR: you don't say.. 

laser pointer: don't act like you don't know >:(

Steve: so John came along and began to practice when John tried Blyke's shockwave thing

Steve: so he managed to do it and Blyke had the worlds most stupid idea

laser pointer: how was I supposed  to know what will happen?

Steve: they decided to have a shock wave battle

bandaid: OOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Steve: since I can zoom in with my ability I watched from 100 yards away

mango boba chan: more like you were scared

EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR: true true

Steve: they blew away the the whole thing

EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR:Omg the pressure from the shockwaves was ridiculous

laser pointer: Ikr? 

Steve: I even felt it

oldtimer chicken: I'd hate to be caught in that

mango boba chan: you'd kill yourself

EXPOSED THE SUPERIOR: hah! what did you say about me not being able to do it?

mango boba chan: whatever 

Steve: even after it stopped a big gust of wind just came out from them like in the animes


author chan: ello!

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