Dear, Barbie
So Lady Gaga and my daughters nose decided to throw me in a hole smart but not good enough. Okay okay maybe maybe it was I can't get out and I'm like 50ft tall :(
Pls Mommy help I need my grandma and my teddy I feel so sad. Is this how peppa feels? I feel bad.
But fuck I'm stuck in a hole and I can't get out frick fruit snacks.
I'm so hungry it's killing me there's some mud but I can't reach it.
I need some sausage for my nose.
No one visits me only the mail man, am I that bad? No I'm just sad. People used to bully me now feel bad for me.
No wonder people hate me.
- Daddy Pig
