Dear Daddy Pig,
Thank you for your sad letter. But why the hell are you sending me them.
You act like I'm going to get my plastic Barbie legs over there.
I mean I would but I just got plastic in my booty so I'm in pain. I would totally get you back in your young hot days but I can't do that.
1. Because you were always ugly.
2. Your a pig
And I'm plastic.
Daddy Pig do you need plastic surgery? Maybe it would wake up your dead wife.
Anyway me and Ken simply gotta do something. And your to old for me to tell you.
Nah why not.
Ken went to the strip club and got a girl pregnant and he said he hit his world record he said like 10 chicks. Now 11.
Now that I know I'm going to end him.
Your really easy to talk to Daddy Pig, maybe I will get you out of the hole.
- Barbie
