Dating a guy who codes for a living:
Me: watching a proposal video of. Aside who bought his girl a pink car and there's balloons and fireworks in the background and the whole thing looks basurd.
Him: *typing stuff*
Me: Whatever you do, don't propose to me like this. It's so cheesy and materialistic I would puke. Also, why are there so many people there? They should be alone.
Him: *typing more stuff* mmmhh... Yeah... okay babe.
Me: Although if you do propose and there's people there I won't say no.
Him: *typing like his life depends on it* okay cool.
Me: OKAY COOL?!!??! I just told you I won't sya no if you ask me to marry you!!!!!
Him: babe I have to fix this bug, one sec. I live you (makes kissy noises).
Me: (was not entertained, but also not angry about his monthly paycheck so stopped complaining).
YOU ARE READING
It Happened Next Winter
PoetryThree times a charm but we're not about that around here, so here's book four.
