It Happened Next Winter

Words that uni students said

I threw a party at my house.

One friend crashed on the couch so I left him there until the morning.

When he woke up I made him breakfast and gave him a ride home on my way to my dad's.

As I was driving in the car a song came on the radio and I whistled along.

He looked at me and smiled.

"What?" I asked.

He laughed.

"What??!!" I repeated.

"You're just a dude in a girl body who's excited to have a pair of boobs."

How he got all that from a whistle I'll never know, but the Jew is dang right.