New phone happy Patrick

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*Patrick runs downstairs and sees his phone shattered* "What did you girls do!" *he says mad* "dropped it" *Capri laughs* "Where did you guys get my phone?" *Patrick asks*

"Mommy gave it to us" *Stella smiles and Patrick turns around and death stares Ellen* "Come on Patrick you can afford a new phone it's fine." *Ellen says* "ITS NOT FINE! MY WHOLE LIFE IS IN THAT PHONE! MY PHOTOS! MY TEXTS! MY PASSWORDS! MY WHOLE LIFE IS IN THAT PHONE!" *he yells* "Oh my fucking god Patrick! Have you ever heard of an iCloud account and a SIM card!" *Ellen says annoyed*

"What's a SIM card?" *Patrick says* "right.." *Ellen just shakes her head and puts his phone in her purse*

"Girls get in the car mommy's taking us to phone land!" *Patrick says* "Mommy can I get an Apple Pencil for my iPad. They're only like $130 for the second generation." *Stella smiles* "Is it just a stylus like thing?" *Ellen smiles* "Yeah" *Stella nods*

"Yes you can get one." *Ellen says tickling her and putting her in the car next to Capri*

*Ellen and Patrick throw on sunglasses as they drive off*

*they get to the Apple store and get out of the car paparazzi recognizes Stella and Capri and swarms the Dempseys*

"Ellen! Ellen When is baby Dempsey due?"

"Patrick is Ellen a better wife than Jill?"

*Paparazzi is asking a lot of questions but then one guy puts his camera down and picks up Capri*

*Capri starts crying* "MOMMYYY! DADDYYY!" *she yells*

"Is nobody allowed to pick her up does she cry for everyone?" *the guy asks*

"She cries for big scary hairy guys that have no right to touch her." *Patrick says grabbing Capri and handing her to Ellen* "Here Honey, I'll meet you in the store" *Patrick says as he kisses Ellen and paparazzi goes crazy as she walks in*

"Are you Guys faking your love?"

"What's your favorite movie or TV show Ellens ever been in!" *the paparazzi asks*

"Greys Anatomy. That's how we met. *Patrick smiles*

*a young girl with a Meredith and Derek t-shirt comes up to them* "Patrick Can i get a picture with you?" *she smiles* "Sure, do you want me to go get Ellen out of the store so she can be in the picture too?" *Patrick returns the girls smile*

*Her face drops in a shocked expression* "really?" *she smiles bigger* "Yeah I'll be right back"

*Patrick goes in the store grabs Ellen and comes back out*

*the little girl smiles* "Omg I love you both so much!" *she giggles as they all take a photo and Ellen hugs her bye*

*Pat And El Go back in the store*

"Babe what kind of phone do you want?" *Ellen says* "the most expensive one" *Patrick smiles*

"Dang yall must be rich!" *a worker laughs*

"20 million a year. 16 years. Greys Anatomy look it up." *Ellen smiles*

"Yeah and I earned like 105.6 million from Greys Anatomy. Plus I have a lot more money from all the shows and movies I've been in. So yes we're rich thank you." *Patrick says buying a bunch of Apple products*

*they get all the stuff and go home* "Ellen what is a SIM card. I need my data" *Ellen takes the SIM card out of his old phone and puts it in the new one then logs into his iCloud account*

"Dam techno wizard" *Patrick says biting her ear* "Patrick it's not that hard." *Ellen laughs and goes through his texts*

*she reads off the names of everyone he texts*

"My mom,your mom, your sisters,Kate,Eric,Kasia ew., Sandra, and your famous person people*

"Yeah about that im going to Seattle next week" *Patrick says*

"For how long?" *Ellen looks at him* "3 days" *he smiles* "oh okay that's fine" *Ellen smiles*

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